So what do you call one toddler, two nurses, three couches, four coffee makers, five cats, six fans, and seven vacuums? Doing the most. And we are back, and this is our podcast. And that is what we are doing. I’m Mitchell.
I’m Scarlet. And welcome to episode do you know which one? 13? Lucky thirteen. I guess you could call it.
Regular people, full time jobs Right. Kids, just trying to live the dream, the American dream. I have doesn’t exist for us anymore. You heard it there. Right?
I I kinda I was changing it up. I thought, I don’t know. So No. I like that. Wait.
But Oh, now now you’re like, I gotta read these. I think I’m missing some. Some sometimes it’s not. Is that right? Yeah.
Okay. So, you know Wait a second. I’d be oh. What? Are you trying to ask me a question No.
Or propose to me? I just feel like you’re missing, like, I don’t know why you haven’t been Oh, do you know? I’m sorry. Using this. Okay.
Okay. She’s handing me for those. By the way, because this is we are on all the socials at less cats, please. Am I right? Yes.
And On Instagram And x x Formerly known as Twitter. Blue sky and YouTube. YouTube, like, shorts or YouTube or whatever. Right? Yeah.
I mean, myself. So I gotta be careful because this this what you’re asking me to do was problematic the other day. So, there it is. I wonder what had my dad peg you as a ring guy. So if you’re not watching that say it like ring If you’re not watching on YouTube, why I I forgot I’m wearing a big a large ring.
It’s it’s got a blue I don’t know what is this in here. Am I have a story? Do you wanna show them the box? Yeah. This came directly from, Avon.
If you guys remember the Avon, does Avon still exist? Yeah. Okay. My grandma still sells it. So thank you, Mark, for this ring, this Avon ring.
I put it on one of my fingers the other day. I don’t remember which one, but I had a moment, a panic moment, where I was like, it’s not coming off. I think it was on my right hand because it’s That would be so funny, and then you couldn’t take it off. And then I was just okay. We’re gonna have to go to the ED.
I know how it works. What? So I worked in no. That’s where I was like, I wasn’t sure if I get off because my finger already started swelling, so So I’m not gonna put it back on this index finger. But Uh-huh.
Go ahead. Because you were laughing maybe the other day. Take on this whole persona. You were, like, tapping on the window. Yeah.
I feel like I gotta hold my hand up to my face a lot so you can see the ring or, like, hold it my hand on my hip, you know, where you’re like, hey. Look at the ring. Yeah. You know what? My dad was probably at a flea market.
And he saw this? And he saw that, and he was like, that has Mitchell written all over it. What? You know And I’m like, he’s not wrong. We both thought the same thing, which which was we wished it was a pinky ring because I because this would be this I mean, okay.
So if but which this was not on the docket today. However I could probably get a If you know someone or you are someone who wears a pinky ring and you’re a guy, I’d love to know more about you because it says something. A pink earring says something, and I’m not gonna say it’s bad, but it’s definitely not saying to me, hey. I wanna be I’m I I don’t wanna be friends with a guy wearing a pinky ring. It’s like a level of confidence that probably shouldn’t exist.
It’s just like yeah. No. It’s it’s, I mean, it’s it’s even more, like, worse than the high school graduation ring or the like, I don’t know. Did you have a high school graduation ring? No.
Do you know people who still wear their high school graduation rings? No. But I knew dudes that got them, you know, and was kinda like, okay, that’s interesting. I an interesting choice. Rings are you know, that’s an interesting choice on a guy rings.
Like, I’m not I wear okay. I wear a wedding band, and that’s it. And and that’s just because Barely. It’s rubber. Yeah.
It’s silicone. Too. Well, when you’re nursing, you have to wear silicone. And then here’s the truth. You get so used to it at work, and the reason is if people are who are listening are not nurses.
Yeah. The reason because It’s just more comfortable. Well, I heard how how many times did I hear stories, anecdotal stories about, oh, so and so took their ring off or took their gloves off Mhmm. And their ring was in it, and they threw it away accidentally. Now they’re searching through gloves looking for a engagement ring or whatever.
What happened? So devastating. So, I mean, that’s why I think a lot of people either don’t wear them or they wear the silicone. Because I lose this thing, it’s like, what, a dollar 20, if that. I don’t even know.
Yeah. And then I just get a new one. But then they become so comfortable. I wear it, like, all the time. And then so when we go out on, like, a date, I’ll put on my nice ring, my my real wedding ring.
Alright. I’ll get out my or, like, last week when we went to the baby shower, I was like, okay. I’m dressed up. So I guess I’ll mhmm. But now I have this ring for me.
Yeah. Band and Yeah. Yeah. Like, jewelry is just not what it used to be. I mean, for me, wearing this jeweler this new ring makes me it’s blue.
It kinda highlights my eyes. Sorry. It’s, yeah. I just I was never okay. The necklace thing.
Right? So I grew up in the eighties. Right? The necklace. The gold chain.
The gold chain on the guy. Immediate red flag. Well, but if If it has a cross on it, like, do not enter. It’s a red cross. Flag.
Yeah. So, yeah, well, I mean, well, I don’t wanna offend some of the listeners. That’s why I’m like, hey, if you if you do use if you’re a guy and you use a chain or a red a red cross chain, hey, it says I I’m a blood donor. Donor. Okay.
Respect. Respect to the Red Cross chain. And Respect to the Red Cross chain. Pipe on the back of it? Oh.
Hey. Now that’s nobody’s how come nobody’s wearing the Red Cross necklace? There we go. I’m I’m gonna invent that if it’s not already ready. No.
So in the eighties, you could wear like a gold chain. Well, I feel like guys are still wearing them, but they don’t realize this this was over in the nineteen eighties. But you’d have like your gold chain, and maybe you’re wearing like a football jersey or it’s like a cutoff football jersey. You got the gold chain. Or a wife beater.
That was the thing. And you are a wife beater. How about this have I told this story? I probably have. If I told this on the podcast by the way, episode 13, that is we are a fortnightly podcast, which means we are how many weeks in?
Every two weeks. Twenty six weeks. Okay. Well, actually more than that. Half a year.
Start telling the story, and I’ll tell I’ll tell you if you’ve told it or not. Okay. So when I was a kid, I don’t know, seven or eight, my brother had a birthday coming up. Older brother, six years older. So seven or eight, he’s like 13, 14.
Maybe I was nine. A little older, but he’s a teenager. Right? Mhmm. And I’m like, oh, I wanna my mom takes me to the Walmart, Walmart downtown.
It’s the old The one and only. The nineteen eighties Walmart. Right? So it’s a little different, a little rougher, but a little more trashy, but, like, fun. How could it get trashier?
Well, it’s not as organized, you know. Like, now it’s like organized trash. Okay. But back then, it was just like I don’t know. Weirdly, I know exactly what you’re talking about.
So, like, you wouldn’t have gone to another town and been like, oh, they have a Walmart. You would have been surprised. Like, oh, you think your Walmart’s the only one on the planet when you’re a kid because you’re In Mount Airy, it was. Right. So we go to the Walmart, and I’m like, I wanna get them a gold chain necklace.
Right? You know, my mother has to buy this, but and it’s not real gold. Right? But I remember distinctly, it would the brand was called Dude, d u d e. Dude was the brand of necklace.
And it had a, it came in a little, like, velour square and, like, envelope that was in and the soft inside. A little tiny thing. Right? And so I got him that for his birthday. Right?
His necklace. Right? So and then at some point after that, meaning it could have been weeks or months, I don’t know, this is kid years, right? He, my brother, we have an argument. We shared a room at this point.
We had bunk beds and shared a room. We had an argument, and he got really mad and this and that. We were fighting, and then he I was in I remember he was in the top bunk because that was my bed. He got mad, and he took the necklace in the little dude velour brown looking case thing envelope, And he threw it at me, and he said, I never liked this anyways. Right?
And I remember being a kid, and that really that, like, cut me. Like, I was crying. I remember crying myself to sleep. You’re about to cry right now. I know because it hurt me so bad that he didn’t a lot he said that.
And it was like, those are my first, like, oh. Well, I mean, my brother’s no longer with us, so it has a little extra meaning. But that was like, I remember and then later, I remember we when we made up, because we had two, we lived in the same room. He was like, I was just, you know, he was like, I was just kidding. Now, I never asked him what he really thought of the necklace, but I’d like to think he never liked it.
Okay. I hope so. In the first place. If you’re here Yeah. I’m sorry.
Give me a sign that you never actually liked it. And we weren’t even fighting over, but it was the kind of thing you do where you’re like, here’s your dumb necklace back anyways. Yeah. I feel like all of us had sibling things growing. I’m like, I had things with my brother.
He’s four years younger. And I would just be like, Oh, why are you like doing that? And he had this, we had these fundraisers at school every year and you could buy, you could pick the tee, the size t shirt and you could pick the print. And these prints were atrocious. I mean, it would be like a picture of like, you know, blue jeans with the knees.
You know, there’s like holes in the knees and it says something like pray harder. Oh. Or Oh. Or you know, they would have some sort of religious slant or you could get something like world’s best grandma or something. Well, my Oh, dear.
My parents got him my brother loved tractors. Loved tractors. So my parents got him a green sweatshirt with the picture of a John Deere tractor on it. And he wore this sweatshirt every day. And he would tuck it into his, Yeah, you heard me right.
He would tuck it into his elastic waistband jeans. Okay. And he was like in kindergarten and first grade. And we were like, we were at the same school at this time. And I would just be like, so embarrassed to walk in with him.
School at this time. And I would just be like so embarrassed to walk in with him because he would have that my parents would just let him go like that. Yeah. Well, I mean With his tucked in sweatshirt. And I’m just like, you have to stop.
You you have and they’re like, just let him let him do what he wants. Let him be a boy. You know? And they would always defend him, but I’m like, I am trying to save him from himself. Okay?
I mean, I can imagine this. Because I remember seeing yeah. The tucked in sweatshirt is always like a It already had, like, a fitted it already had, like, a elastic I know. Yeah. There’s no sweatshirt that you’re supposed to tuck in.
There isn’t there doesn’t exist. Nope. That’s Like that’s just a thick shirt or something. I don’t even know. I don’t know.
But, anyway, I don’t I don’t know. Yeah. But, I mean, every day, my mom would wash it every night. Like, she would wash it so he could wear it the next day. Man.
They didn’t even get him, like, a second or third one. Wow. Sounded like, you know, maybe you should have prayed harder. You know? And that was that was your They were.
Shortfall. Yeah. You know? Well Remember the days when you sold wrapping paper too? Oh, man.
Well, I mean, yeah. You’re a weird time writer. Me, but this is but was it a a Christian what you said this was for school or at the church? It was for school. Okay.
But pretty Christian community. Right? Or whatever you called it. Southern Baptist. I grew up in North Carolina.
Right. Like Which is the bible belt. I know. I hear I’ve I’ve heard of this before. So okay.
I would say it’s less the bible belt now. Like, it’s definitely more, like, northern of the bible belt. I’m just trying to imagine what Clay was with this tucked in sweatshirt. What kind of a hairdo? Do you remember?
Oh, a bowl cut. The bowl cut. But Like, I’m not even A rock and roll cuff, baby. Kid. Like, he even kinda looks like Max a little bit.
Like, if Max had a bowl cut And tucked his sweatshirt ring. Yeah. Yeah. Accurate. Okay.
Hey. Well, that side journey brought to you by nothing. I don’t remember the name of the company. Okay. I bet I could look it up up, though.
Yeah. They, had good did they use Gildan sweatshirts, I bet? I don’t know. Well, okay. Good times.
Well, good little throwbacks to our brothers back in the day Yeah. The things they did or didn’t do. Clay, you’re still with us. Yeah. Clay is.
Yeah. So my question I actually had here is who or what is doing the most lately? That’s just a anything coming up. I’m probably doing the most. Well, you are.
What? With the birds. Yeah. I mean, it’s everywhere birds, birds everywhere. Listen.
Somebody the other day was like arrived on this I’m holding in my hand. Looks like, I have two wicker You know what? It’s like it’s like a not a hold on. Hold on. What’s the name of those chairs?
That you can get a whisk a wicker chair like this for a human Yeah. That you sit in a little more open. Of. But this is like a if you’re walking, go see the video on YouTube, folks. You can see these wicker pinecone I don’t know.
Well, you you they can’t even see the door. You just make them okay. Okay. Well I have come with a conclusion. Sometimes you get those no.
Sometimes you get those you see those weird videos of people walking through woods and they’re like, what is this stuff hanging in the trees? This is like witchcraft. And I’m like, you know what? No. Somebody is just trying to give birds a home out there.
Okay? Because that looks kinda creepy, doesn’t it? Well, yeah. I mean Like, if you’re just like walking through the woods and you start seeing a bunch of those human beings, like, what? And the Blair Witch?
No. I would I would agree. So that’s why I’m kinda yeah. Well, you are doing the most with these birds. Everywhere birds.
But the other day, somebody was like, you seem so much happier and at peace. This was actually a while ago. Okay. Because I know you’re making a face like, this has not been the last two days of your life. I mean, yeah.
But I was like, thank you, because I’ve entered my bird watching era, and I I’m enjoying it. So let’s talk about that for a moment. I mean, everywhere birds, birds everywhere. Now we haven’t I I’m not gonna say this anyways. What?
No. I was just gonna say, I assume this is like your hobby and you’re, like, you’re paying for all this kind of birdy stuff. Yeah. Sure. I mean, now all night you seem taking them back.
I don’t know. I just double checking. It’s not an expensive hop. Well, I don’t know. There was a receipt I’m looking for from Fred Meyer that was hundreds of dollars.
A seed? No. A receipt. Oh, a receipt. Anyway, it doesn’t matter.
Okay. You think it had a bird bath and some other stuff. Oh, yeah. We don’t need to discuss that. How did I mean, I’m bringing it up on the air because it’s safe.
You can’t get too mad. Although you could, like, totally throw everything off the table. Then I don’t want you to benefit from it. So close the curtains. Don’t ever look at that birdbath.
How much did that cost? $60. For the bird what was the other $240 on that receipt? Oh. ASMR.
That was all that stuff. The plants Okay. The mulch or sorry, the bark dust. I’m willing to pay for half of, like, lawn beautification. I worked hard on that.
I know. It looks wonderful. It looks so good. I just okay. This I feel like some of this is like a unilateral decision making and then I but I’m expected to be part of the financing, which is okay, I think.
Is this gonna be part of the show? No. It could be. Oh, no. I no.
The show isn’t focused on our finances. I would the burn thing, I’m just was getting clarification on your hobby here, like, you know, if it’s the, you know, like, okay. Now you’re upset. I’m not upset. I’m angry.
No. I’m not angry. Listen, look at my ring. Nothing makes me happier than looking at this ring with the blue. It’s like you’re so afraid to keep it on your finger Yeah.
For a lot of bird. Because I see how they cut them off in the ED. Okay. So birds ever oh, no. I participated.
I paid for this on my own money, the wingspan game. The bird Do you want me to show them? They don’t have to show them. It’s a heavy I don’t the box might I don’t know. It’s actually really pretty.
Well, and what is For those of you who Watch on YouTube. And like board games. That’s pretty good. That yeah. Yep.
Artwork Oof. Is Yeah. You’re gonna have to you’re gonna have to move like, put it behind the mic sort of and then, like, where your head would normally be and move your head. There we go. Artwork.
Something like that. So beautiful. Anyway, wingspan. This little hummingbird. Look at this little chickadee.
Look at this. Yeah. This is a Split Oklahoma Split tail Scissor tail. Scissor tail fly catcher? Fly catcher.
Something was it Fly cat No. Something like that. Scissor tail fly catcher. I don’t know, but it’s beautiful. The scissor tail something catcher.
The cork is beautiful, and once you get the hang of the game, in about three to four hours, it’s actually enjoyable. Brought to you by Wingspan from Stonemaier Stonemaier games? I didn’t even Yeah. Stonemaier. SM, my initials.
It was recommended at a baby shower to me, I mean, of all places, by some other dudes. Yeah. So, I mean, that’s a fun I got that specifically because you’re into birds. I was like, oh, and I’m into board games. I thought this will be a little fun thing.
Okay. Birds birds everywhere. It’s cute because it has little eggs. It has a little birdhouse that you’re showing up there. What so tell me just real quick.
Tell everyone I know we don’t have to talk about all the birds, but the bird stuff, like, what one what what what enjoyment what’s your favorite part of it? The hummingbirds. Okay. They’re so curious. Like if, if anybody wants to go to my personal TikTok account, I put videos of them.
But like all the other birds you can’t get close to cause they’re flighty, right? You come, you come out on the porch and the chickadee’s eating and they’re like, Oh, bye. Yeah. But you go out and the hummingbird, it just flies right up to you and it kind of looks at you. And you’ve named her.
And it’s like Piper. Right. And she kind of checks you out and you’re just like, Hi, I’m here for, you know, I, you know. And she has come, I mean, she definitely frequents every day. Oh, yeah.
Multiple times down there. I mean, there’s some days I miss her because work or whatever. You miss and I like you miss her, like I mean, I miss her. I miss seeing her, and also I miss her. But you have a moment where your paths don’t cross and you miss Yeah.
Seeing her. And then, like, I’ll see her a bunch the next day. Right. And she flies up and chirps. And I know, like, I know her chirp.
Right. And then I know when she’s close by. And then there’s, like, a couple other hummingbirds, but they’re not as friendly. There was one who was kinda checking me out today and sizing me up and Maybe they seem to warm up. But but what they do do and I if you look this up, I normally, I’m full.
You know, I really get into a topic, not on the show, but in my life. I research, you know, takes me four hours to buy a new kind of butter. Anyways, so like a hummingbird, do why do they always kinda they have that thing or they do, they flip around and they look at they stare at you. Like, is that a known thing? Is that a actual have they determined what that is?
Are they really looking at you? Is it because of where their eyes are? You know what? Because it is even over the years, if you’re even just looking out the back window, sometimes they fly up to the window, and then you have that moment where I just stared at me. It’s almost like a little freaky if you’re not waiting for it.
But no other bird I’ve ever seen Yeah. Flies and stares at you, but again, no other bird hovers that I know of. I don’t know. And you would think they would be the most frightened of you because they are so tiny. But maybe they’re like, nowhere the quickest we can get away.
Anyway Maybe. Have you actually seen a nest in any of our trees? I have looked with binoculars for hummingbird nests because I think and then I see what they look like and there’s that don’t even want to talk with the lady that saves there’s a hummingbird and she’s saying something and they can’t even tell her that. No. But I was like, oh, it’s like a little it looked like a spider web silk looking nest thing that she They’re they’re just like a little they’re like a little cup almost.
Right. And it’s almost like it hurt well, in that video, the baby kept falling out because they the babies get big. Yeah. Excuse me. They grow.
And then, like, you know, sometimes they fall out of the nest because it’s so tiny. It’s just these little I don’t know. These little tiny cups. Which is part of the game wingspan. Right?
There’s different kinds of nest. I mean, I guess Nest types. I can, like, show you, but I don’t know. Okay. Well, I mean, you know, I mean, I I believe you.
I was just kinda curious the thing. I’ve enjoyed the birds. Yeah. Yes. I’ve, sorry.
I’ve got someone texting me, and I gotta talk in my watch. And then it’s out of my picture. Be hard to, like, even see in a tree. You would think it’s just part of the tree. It looks like mossiness.
Yeah. Yeah. What are they making these nests out of? I don’t know. So because there’s something in one of our trees, and I look at it every time I’m sitting on the swing that used to live in our house.
See episode four, I don’t know, of our podcast. Two. I’m gonna The swing, and which you can check it out, scarletandmitchell.com. But I would, just a little plug there for the website. But I remember there’s a spot that I look up all the time, and I’m like, it looks like something.
Well, wow, so deep. It looks like it looks like nasty, but it’s not really. It’s kinda can’t tell. Yeah. But then there’s also sometimes those weird like spider web web looking crud, which I actually think is an insect, not a spider.
That does, like, the webby bunches of crud every That’s like in the grass too. In the tree. Yeah. There’s something. I don’t know what it is.
Anyway, so, okay, let us let’s let’s keep this show plugging along. Unless you have more to say, you enjoy the birds. No. I enjoy them. I’m just because it kinda dovetails with, like, making or or doing the stuff on the porch or deck.
I called the front area of the porch the other day, and Max was like, it is not. It’s the back of the porch. I was like, okay. The front door. I’m sorry.
But the deck, which you have decorated with flowers and pots and things to attract birds and hummingbirds. So hard on that. Those hummingbirds love those flowers. Yeah. Which the one one of them, we didn’t even have to replant.
I mean, that’s why I’m like, the cheapest thing out there is the best. Of that one. So we can I mean, I can probably keep all of those next year and trim them down, and they’ll just grow back? But you can only help. Right?
Yeah. I mean, otherwise, you just run to a friend Meyer and buy some more stuff. Mhmm. Like that 20. Yeah.
I know. That bag of bird seed. Okay. So we talked once. I don’t even know what we called it.
That’s alright. Let’s we’re gonna this is a story about me. We’re gonna turn back the clock to May. Right? And it is a Saturday.
And I’m I have work. Right? And I go to work, and it’s like ten in the morning. Right? And it’s not a busy day at the hospital, not a busy day on the floor.
I think I have three total patients, and I’m there. And it’s like, I went, I was done. I was sitting at a little mobile workstation, you know, we call a cow or a wow, whatever, workstation on wheels. And I was sitting there, and I was like, I’m gonna sit down and do some of my charting a little after 10AM. And I remember thinking, oh, my left arm felt a little like, just a little numb or felt like icy is what I described, like icy stuff kinda like, coursing through the lower part of it.
Just kinda this icy strangeness. I was like, and I kept kinda just shaking it off, like, okay. Let’s forget about this. And then I kept feeling it again. I was like, I want this icy weirdness.
I feel like it’s all through my arm, and I was like, how do I feel does it feel icy in my chest here in the left side of my chest? And I was like, oh. I was like, yeah, whatever. I was like, just I just tried to shake it off, and there’s no one around. I look at because I’m outside, and there’s no other nurses around.
There’s not a lot of nurses there that day, and I’m just kinda shaking it off. And then I remember distinctly thinking, like, oh, man. What if something bad is gonna happen? Then I remember really thinking I heard your words, which at the time, I remember. You had said something like, it doesn’t matter.
When it’s your time to go, it’s just your time to go, or something like that. You just had recently talked about it doesn’t really matter. If you’re gonna go, you’re gonna go, right? And I thought, oh, no. And I remember just kinda like, well, if it’s my time to go, and then I had this very distinctive, like, oh, no.
Like, I feel this through my arm and in my heart, and I just thought, oh no, what if this is like how a heart attack starts? And I had this sensation. The only reason I can describe this, like if you have a volume knob or a knob, and it’s pretend it’s Life Force, and it’s like, it’s at ten and I’m good, and it felt like someone turned a volume knob and, like, everything starts getting a little bit pitch black or, like, starts darkening. Mhmm. And I feel like my life is suddenly, like, I’m starting to, like, vz, like, that sound like it’s Yeah.
If you gave it a sound, it would be. Right? So I kinda stood up, and I was like, oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. This isn’t happening.
This can’t be happening. Like, I can’t be having a heart attack here. Right? And so I was like, oh, and I kinda stood there, and no one’s around, and I’m like, like, woah. Just hold on.
Hold And then it comes back again stronger, like stronger. Just kinda this again, my hand, my arm just feels tingly in my left arm, and then my chest is like, I can’t tell. Is it tight? And it’s like that I was like, oh, no. I’m like, I can’t.
I’m literally thought I can’t die in on this floor here. There’s nobody back here if I die right now in this on the hospital. So I started walking up towards the front. I’m in the back of the unit. I’m walking up towards the front.
I see the charge nurse, and I’m like, she’s kinda walking, and I wave her down, and I just said, hey. I’m not gonna say her name. I just said, hey. I said, I I don’t know what’s going on. Something weird is happening to me.
I can’t be alone right now, which is, like, a very strange thing to say. I was like, I can’t be alone right now. She and her she immediately, she lights up. She’s like, okay. Well, what’s going on?
It’s like it’s I tell her to describe what I’m feeling and how there’s this, like, I feel like I’m gonna pass out. I keep feeling I’m gonna pass out, and my arm just feels really weird. I feel weird. I feel like something bad is gonna happen. I keep having these, like, like this.
Oh my gosh. How many times are you gonna do that? Because I can’t this story has a lot more. Okay? So then I go, and I’m sitting, and then I invite a few more people from staff.
Okay. What’s going on? And at this point, I’m feeling like just a lot. I’m feeling like nauseous. I’m just not I don’t know.
I’m out of sorts, and I’m like and I start blubbering like, I’m not gonna do this here. This is not happening. I’m not doing this now. I am not gonna do this. In my mind, I’m I’m saying I’m like saying I am not gonna die.
That’s what I’m really Mhmm. I’m not saying those words. I’m saying I’m not gonna do this here. This is not who I am. Like, I kept saying these things, and and I go look back and I’m like, what a weirdo, the apartheid.
But they sent me in a wheelchair, and I’m like, what should we do? And of course, the charge had said later, she said, well, you were really pale looking at this point in time, and you were breathing really fast. You were like, you know, you didn’t look well. And so then they’re trying to decide, do they take me to the emergency department in our hospital or the one across the way, which will So the poor the poor guy, he he no longer works here, so I’ll just say his name. Nick, who’s like a secretary.
Oh, my god. I’ve done this. Nick’s like, they’re like, can you take him? Like, Nick’s like, okay. So Nick’s wheeling me across in this wheelchair, and I’m just like, I’m just like, I’m so sorry.
Like, I, you know, we wheel all the way over, get to the other hospital. Right? And then, great. This is where at the other hospital, and we’ve which we finally get there, but I have a few moments on the time of how I’m not gonna do the, but like that sensation of, like, I’m fading, like, I’m fading out. Like, this is it.
We’re not gonna get there in time, and all I’m thinking is I just need a EKG. Somebody get a EKG on me. Right? That’s all I want is somebody to make my heart finally, we get to the lobby there. I know you’re like, oh, why do I gotta relive this?
We get to the lobby, and I and the lobby has several people, and I’m in this wheelchair, and I’m like I was like, I gotta come up there, and there’s people in a line trying to check-in. And I’m like, I’m raising my hand. I’m like, I gotta check-in. And then, like, then it was like, they were finally like, hold on, and it’s like and I and then I just start, like, going I know it’s screaming, but I’m, like, going, help me. Help me.
Help me. Like, I’m I’m calling out for help. Right? I’m calling out for help because that feeling keeps coming back, that, like, life force, like, that feeling. And all I can think of is something bad is gonna happen.
There is something bad is happening. I feel nauseous, all these things. My, you know, my heart rate is elevated. I am, they finally they’re like, we’re gonna get you, like, somebody help me. And then I’d wait, and then I did.
I mean, this is only probably a few minutes that I’m in the lobby. They finally get me back. You know, they’re peeling off whatever. I don’t remember. Somebody had text you, like, I’m going to the emergency department or something.
I let you know. Right? Anyways, they get back. Finally get EKG. They got IV.
They’re running labs. You get there. I won’t belabor it. And then I have a few more incidents of this, like like something bad’s happening. I’m gonna die like that.
Everything gets dialed down, just that sensation of like, brrrr. Like, I know when keep doing it. The sensation that I’m gonna die, I guess, so palpably real. I really thought I was gonna die that day, right? They knew and we’re there several hours.
You finally get there. They before they sent me to CT before or after? It doesn’t matter. Before or after what? The you got there.
Oh, after. Because then you went to CT while I was like because then they were like, oh, we actually can’t have children in here. I know. I can’t. And I’m like, okay.
And now you’re telling me we’ve been here for, like, twenty minutes? Yeah. So your parents so while we had stepped out, to like wait for your parents, then they took you to CT. Okay. And I’m sorry for all the details, listener.
But okay, they give me the CT and I remember They didn’t tell me why, but as soon as I get in there, they’re like, okay. And I was like, oh, we’re doing a CT. And I was like, are they doing it with contrast? And they’re like, and then the guy is like, what? He’s asking, the tech’s asking somebody, he’s like, are we doing this?
And I remember thinking, you don’t know why? And he’s like, oh, no. He’s like, oh, we’re doing a, a dissection. We’re doing a CT to rule out dissection. And I was like, oh, this is not the words I need to hear at this moment.
I’m alone. Now lay on your back and go into this tunnel. Yeah. And into the tube, and I remember thinking the whole time, like, don’t think about this. Do not think about you know, breathe in.
Breathe out. Right? And I’m like, of all the things they tell me. So and to the listener who doesn’t know, dissection just means, like, there could be a component. One of my, arteries could be splitting one of the layers inside of me, which is how my grandmother died, but that was she was At 96 years old.
Right. But, I mean, I wasn’t thinking about her. I was just, like, thinking, like, what is going on? Like, why are they ruling out dissection now? And all I kept thinking was and then I was fighting fighting that feeling.
And I had my arms up, I think, because they’re doing the scan, and they inject the dye or the contrast, and I really got super nauseous, and I think it’s from the contrast, and I really got super nauseous, and I think it’s from the contrast, even though I didn’t realize. And I was like that hot flash. I was feeling very unwell, and I was like, I’m not gonna survive this day. Anyways, longer story longer, get back here there. We get all the results.
We’re waiting for a serial repeat blood test. Everything’s normal. Everything’s coming back negative. Negative, negative, negative, right? Which in the one hand is like, great.
In the other hand, it’s like, well, I don’t know what to say because, you know, my EKG, my heart rhythm looked great except for maybe a bundle branch block, but that wouldn’t necessarily be related per se. I mean I was convinced you were having, like, pauses because I was like, well, he has this known bundle branch block and a low resting heart rate, so maybe he’s finally starting to, like, you know, because you go to, like, 39 or something. Like, a heart rate of 39 when you’re sleeping. That’s not uncommon for you. Right.
Well, 38 is my yeah. Usually my And I was like, oh my goodness. He’s gonna need a pacemaker and he’s gonna be like, oh, this is the end of the world because I gotta get a pacemaker. I’m only 50 years old. And, yeah.
I don’t know. I was like I just thought it was probably a result of your low heart rate. But So now your your heart rate every time you were having these episodes and I was watching the monitor, your heart rate would go up to one thirty. Yeah. No.
That whole and I got one little thing here. That whole like, everything I was experiencing there, at one point, I convinced myself that somebody had drugged me or that I had because in the sense of it felt so very surreal. Like, if you’ve ever had an altered mental status for whatever reason, I don’t have periods of memory are not very clear to me. I felt like one might feel if you were, quote, high. I felt like we’re on a trip.
I felt very out of body. Like, I it was all so unreal or surreal and all that. So, you know, it took several hours. Now let me just read you a bulleted list, okay, of symptoms. Okay.
Chest pain, pounding or racing heart, sweating, trouble breathing, stomach pain or nausea, feeling of impending doom, sudden feelings of strong anxiety and fear, shaking or trembling, weakness or dizziness. What do you think? Now that list is a panic attack. And you checked all the boxes. Now let me read you the heart attack list.
Oh, okay. Chest pain or pressure Mhmm. Racing pounding or racing heart, feeling light headed or faint, sweating, including cold sweats, pain or discomfort in your upper body such as your jaw, neck, arms, shoulders, or back, shortness of breath, nausea, or vomiting, feeling of impending doom. Oh my gosh. Now here so here is But your troponins were negative.
Yeah. So from one standpoint, everything was, like, there’s no all the symptoms were so but here’s the deal. Nobody in that whole process ever said, hey, have you ever well, was it you? Someone someone asked me I asked it when we were at home and were When we were having a panic attack. Because I didn’t want to, like, dismiss or feel like I I was being dismissive while you were in the hospital.
I was like, oh, now I don’t have the time, but I But no way ever none of the doctors or nurses know and I don’t blame them, but no one ever once said, hey. Have you ever had a panic attack? And no one and even my discharge paperwork didn’t say anything like pan like, no one said the word panic attack. I know they were probably like, who’s gonna tell them? This guy’s insane.
Right. Now here’s the deal, though. If they didn’t wanna diagnose that, and they told me to follow-up with my primary care, and and then they also said, hey, you ought to have him do some more maybe an outpatient stress test or, you know, get an echo or something. Right? They recommend us.
This is two months ago. Right? They recommended some stuff. So no one said panic attack, but it’s kinda like, oh, it’s up in the air. Like, sometimes I’m like, what if there’s so and then even when I was at Olivia, my daughter’s like, oh, hey, sounds like a panic attack, dad.
Yeah. And then I read up on panic attacks. And it one of the you know, there’s so much on the web. It might have been Mayo Clinic though, and they had said, hey, this is a panic attack is all these things. And it said most people will only experience it maybe once or twice in their lives, a panic attack.
And that people who have chronic ones, that’s a whole another issue or problem. However, so I’m not saying I, so I’m still like, Oh, we laugh and call it a panic attack. However, this experience for me was so real. Like I, like, even thinking back, like, it was phenomenally, like, and frightening. I have never had anything in my life as frightening as this this sensation.
I really thought I really was convinced, like, this is it. Like and I remember thinking, is this how it feels for people to die? Like, this feeling of, like, someone turning the volume like, everything gets turned down? No. Like and you’re gonna pass out.
I kept feeling I was gonna fall down and pass out. Like, I really thought this is it. And I hate thinking about it because it kind of bothers me, because it would make me emotionally, normally, because whatever. So this if it’s a panic attack Now, I have not followed up with my doctor. Why?
You might have asked. Well, I already asked you this, but if and I ask you, like, you know, how much do you think my CT cost? Right? Yeah. That CT scan alone now I have insurance.
We have insurance. Right? But my, yeah, my CT scan was $7,404. Now I don’t have to pay that. I I still have to pay some money.
But that 7,704, that was one of the most expensive things from that whole visit, the panic attack, which now we have discussed that next time, I’m just gonna either die or make it through the panic attack. What I said. I’m like, next time, you’re just gonna have to suck it up? Yeah. Well, if that was if that occurred occurred if that sensation happened to me regularly, I probably would rather be dead.
I kid you not. Like, so unpleasant. So incredibly, like, just frightening for me. Like, I can’t that’s the only word I get. Do you ever afraid it’s gonna happen again?
Yes. So I don’t think about it. Okay. Sorry. So no.
I mean, like, sometimes I’m like, oh, my arm. Does it feel weird? But, like, right now Nope. It doesn’t. It’s Like, literally right now, I feel a similar feeling because I think there’s a nerve problem in this arm.
You and your mom and your nerve problems. Yeah. So if I think about it a lot, I’m like, oh, like, I can so, you know, like, I don’t know. But I should probably get but the reason I’m not getting in going to my doctor is because I’ve already had to pay a lot of money even with insurance for this for this, whole experience, which again, I feel I was so ashamed. I was so afraid to go back to work.
I was so ashamed of how I behaved because I was having a meltdown. I mean, it wasn’t like it wasn’t like, oh, but I was just like, I’m so sorry. This is not me. This is not happening now. This is poor Nick.
He had to yeah. And I was like, I know he had to see me with my shirt off, Nick. So I’m sorry if you’re listening, Nick. I apologize. But, so now we kinda sort of this made me think, like, one one, there’s people who don’t have any insurance, which that actually is probably better for them because they’re probably like, yep.
You know, good luck. Good luck hospital. I don’t got any money. Like Yeah. Which, too bad.
And then there’s people who are bankrupted or put into, like Yeah. Worse cases because of this. And there’s people like us who are like, now it’s just like, well, there’s I think $1,700 give or take is what we’re gonna end up paying off of 17,000, which probably makes sense. But $17,000 for a trip to the ED. I mean, and and that’s nothing.
I know, I know people whispering going, you’ve done nothing, man. I had 250,000, right? It just makes me insane, but it’s why I I don’t know why this is why me or men or some people don’t go to the doctor. But all I’m thinking is I don’t wanna go to my doctor now and have him be like, oh, we should run some tests. I mean, I also think this is why we have, as a developed country, the some of the worst health care.
We have some of the greatest, health care systems in the world. But as a society, we have the worst preventative care because the system with insurance hospitals, like, it’s so broken. It is so broken so deep down. Like, I mean, I think of Luigi and I’m like, yeah. Oh, I mean, yeah.
I’m for it. Like, it’s insane. Right. It it’s it’s frustrating because, like I said, I’m frustrated because it’s like, which I’ve because I just spent money on something that apparently wasn’t real or it was. But but Yeah.
And and the system, which is why, again, I’m like, I don’t wanna go back. I don’t wanna, like, go get checked out for if there’s a real issue because it’s just gonna be feel like money thrown away, which is kinda sad. Some people might say, well, that’s your health. And we don’t have a good incentive system. Not that this isn’t about, sorry, folks, if you’re listening.
It’s not really about, oh, we’re getting on a soapbox about health care. I was just kinda formulating like, is this part of why some people, myself included, don’t go to the doctor? Because I just feel like I’m wasting because my insurance doesn’t really do much at a certain point. You’re like, wow. This is wasteful.
Like, it’s a paycheck deduction, and there’s and there’s more money. The coinsurance still Yeah. Still exists. So I guess So between medical bills and dental bills this year We don’t have any money. We ain’t taking no vacations for a few years.
Yeah. Which so I would always said, and this is not new, but I if if I wish the insurance company, I wish it was more like this. They’d say, hey, look, you’re paying, like, we would rather you we’ll we’ll pay for a dietician and a trainer and a nutritionist for you, like preventative. Like, you can go and, like, meet monthly. And if you’re into that, like, that would that would be money better spent.
And I’m sure I could, instead of spending the 1,700 on this panic attack, if that’s what it was, if I had spent the last year spending that on myself, which is also hard. I know that’s a discipline to say, look. No. Go get a massage. Go to a trainer.
Go see a diet like, go to a psychiatrist. Like, those things should be happening, but there’s not a lot of incentive or you don’t feel like there is. I don’t know. Does that even make sense? Yeah.
Like, because they if they I mean, the health care companies would have to overcome two things. One, people have to shift. Like, I would be like, what? You know, I’m like, I’ll put it off. But they would also have to shift and say, look, we know if we invest a thousand dollars in you to have a gym membership and all these things, we’re actually gonna save a lot longer because we’re not gonna have as many issues, which I realize that’s it’s I think that’s a two sided problem.
I’m not putting it just on health care, but I wish there was more maybe there is. I don’t have research. I wish there was more incentive or more way because, like, you know, if you well, maybe it just becomes, like, oh, my gym’s free, and I don’t go now because my health care. I don’t know. It’s probably problems all around.
I’m not solving it. Yeah. If you’ve had a panic attack or you consider having one, reach out to the show on Instagram, Blue Sky, Twitter, TikTok, or feedback at your end. Try to avoid the hospital. K.
Yeah. But you see, if it had been a real heart attack then and didn’t do anything, I’d been really angry. Well, I guess I’d be dead, so the joke would be on everyone else. I know. That’s why they got you.
When you’re really worried, anyway You do have slightly elevated cholesterol. Mildly. Mildly. Yeah. I don’t know where that is.
I I would like to get it checked out. I don’t wanna pay $300 lab fee. Is there a different test we can do? Probably a home test. Is, my buddy Jeff Bezos got something that I can order on Amazon?
Right. They do have some blood tests. Okay. Okay. Moving along.
So the panic attack incident and all it costs, health care. I’m not here to go boo hoo. It’s more like I feel you, people. If you’re struggling or not even that, you’re just like, yeah. It just never ends.
Right? Because you always say, oh, there’s some that’s how I am. There’s something. Okay. Let’s talk about the house right now.
Smells pretty good, I think. Really? Yeah. Oh, because I got so Oh, because of the Pizza sauce. I was gonna say because of the flea stuff?
No. We weren’t I had to cut that out of that episode. There’s some pizza sauce brewing on the stove, which hopefully is It’s dad’s homemade pizza night. Yeah. And, yes, Mitchell can make some wonderful pizza.
So it’s, the sauce is gone. And which is about cooking because we kinda recently talked about, I guess, I call it, you know, cooking back then and cooking now, like, back then meaning before kids, when responsibilities were fewer, I felt like we cooked a lot more. Yeah. We did. We cooked together.
Because now it feels like core ordered community service, and I hate it. Yeah. Like capital h, capital a, capital t, capital e. And It. Do you think it why?
Is it is it because time? Is it because you’ve got a four year old with a Yeah. Here’s a few things. So when it was just you and me, we could we’re fine with just, like, not eating, you know, or just being like, oh, I had this for lunch. I’m probably not gonna eat or dinner.
Or we would make it or we would make it something special. We’re not picky eaters. We would, you know, agree on, like, let’s have, I don’t know, steak and brussels sprouts, you know? So we would, like, cook up some steak, bake some brussels sprouts, whatever. Open up a bottle of red wine.
Yeah. Cook together. Back then when we like, and it was like an enjoyable thing. And then we would chop vegetables together, you know, talk about our day. Me and the We in the kitchen together, sous chef.
Yeah. And then a teenage boy moved in with us after we had Wayne when Max was six months old. So then it became a little complicated because now we can’t, we’re not gonna make three steaks. Well You know, whole Right. We’re not we’re not gonna, like, make brussels sprouts because he’s not gonna eat them.
Or, you know, like, even we would, grill up the veggies like the eggplant, zucchini. He’s not gonna eat that. So it just made it it’s like, oh, so now we have to think of something that we’re all gonna agree on. Well In which case, it’s probably not gonna be healthy or as healthy as I would like it to be. And now Max is older and now it’s like, oh, now we have a fourth mouth that’s like, oh, I don’t want he’s not picky, but he’s also not gonna eat like, if we have tacos, he’s not gonna eat taco meat.
He’s not gonna eat, like, a taco and taco meat. I’m gonna make him a quesadilla or something. Right. Which is And even then, he’s probably gonna be like, can I have mac and cheese? Yeah.
Last night, we had cheeseburgers. And sure, he he would probably eat a cheeseburger, but he would take two or three bites out of it and be like, okay, I want mac and cheese now, which is fine. He’s four. Right. So he had mac and cheese and hot dogs.
Great. The kid is fed. But now it’s like, now I’m making a meal for Max and then I’m making a meal that I don’t necessarily want catered to everybody else. Right. Or and you might have been hungry.
Yeah. So I hate it. So finally, on the nice day you work, I’m like, I’m not cooking. Or I’m gonna make hear you. Yeah.
I’m gonna make some food for Max. I’m gonna make whatever I want, which might mean nothing because sometimes I don’t eat my lunch until 03:00 in the afternoon. Right. And that takes the pressure off. Right.
But okay. No. I’m I’m gonna say but and we also use you’re like, I’m gonna grind this ax about how I hate cooking for everybody. But we’ve even done we did, like, the, well, not with Home Chef, Blue Apron Yeah. Green Chef.
Blue Apron. What was that? HelloFresh. Did we yeah. There’s Green Chef, Home Chef, HelloFresh, Blue Apron.
I feel like there’s we’ve done a bunch of those, and which the only beauty is you don’t have to go shopping for this stuff, but you still gotta do all the prep work for some of them. Gosh. The prep work. It’s the same as be like, oh, it takes five minutes to prep. And then Lies.
All lies. Always a lie. And then there’s a bag of of the the green beans that you just snap all the ends off, and you’re like, what? Are you kidding me? And yeah.
So, I mean, we didn’t I don’t know if we ever did that with danger here, but it’s just like We did. And even then, some of it was too exotic for him at that time. Right. I mean, I and I think so I mean, the joy of cooking fish. Yeah.
So, like, I would have to then order those meals and tailor them to be, like, no fish, no mushrooms. Like, even that was like infuriating. So I’m like, I Well, so I guess what I’m saying is the joy of cooking is gone temporarily. Like, every now and then, like, I enjoy doing my pizza. It’s not as involved.
It’s just kinda like, it’s simple ish, and I enjoy it, and it’s a good end product. But, like, you know, we’re not cooking together, which we couldn’t do anyways, because usually one of us is managing Max, and even if danger’s not here, I feel like time is now where it’s like, yeah, it’s just not it’s not enjoyable because not because of Max. It’s just not the time right now in our lives where we’re gonna cook, but I was just like I said recently, I was like, oh, we used to have I have lots of fond memories of I’d be like, am I gonna be your sous chef? And he’d be like, here, cut this onion. Like and it was just like Oh, yeah.
We were working together in the kitchen. It was just messed up. Memorable fun times, and now it’s just like We’ll get back to it in another twelve to fourteen years. You’re just like, yeah. Get out of the way.
Can you guys can you just please take him somewhere else so I can do this? Do you know if danger’s eating tonight? Is this like a Yeah. Okay. Oops.
Sorry for, even bringing this up. But well It’s quite a touchy subject for me. Well, I was just saying that But that is why I’ve liberated myself from some of this responsibility. Right. But what do but sometimes I think, like, what do I don’t know.
It doesn’t really matter what other people do. Because other people have, like, I do I do come from a family where we ate dinner every night together as a family. Like, that was a thing. And it wasn’t was it required? Did not.
Was it required? No. It was just what we did, and it was maybe expected, and so you grew up I grew up with that, and I didn’t think about it. It wasn’t like I was like, really? Do I have to be here?
It was just like that’s what we did. And I realized that’s more traditional family. I grew up with, you know, mom’s homemaker, dad’s out working. We both are full time nurses, so it’s a little it’s different dynamic. It’s a different day and age.
I’m not implying I want traditional, but it’s like, you know, oh, what is the how do you bring some of that back? I thought about actually getting us, like, a cooking class, couples cooking class, like signing up, just even if it’s a one timer kind of thing. I thought, oh, that would be fun for an anniversary. Yeah. But I’ve never done it because I’m always like Oh, what?
Come on. You’re so good at planning stuff. I know. But I the reason is I’m like, oh, we could do it, but then what? We’re gonna have this fun time and then we’re never gonna use those skills again.
Not good at planning stuff. I plan all this stuff. No. It’s because I can think through the madness, which is like, okay. We’re gonna go.
We’re gonna go downtown, go to a fun little food kitchen thing, and we’re gonna learn with a whole bunch of people and how to oh and this and that. Here’s how you do a radish and do a rose, whatever it is. And then it’s gonna be like, oh, when we come back home and say, hey, do you wanna do some cooking? It’s like, no, I gotta go pick up Max. Oh, no, I got this going on.
No, I run and so and so. Oh, somebody’s got tennis. Like, there will never be time. It’s a time issue. We’re never just gonna enjoy doing that, which is why I’m like, oh, I guess you would say, well, we still have the experience of finding going and cooking somewhere.
That will be fun and enjoying that meal, but it wouldn’t be like beneficial where we come back and go, like, oh, now we know how to Flambe and fries or I don’t know. Yeah. Anyway, so I mean, what can I say? Yeah. Okay.
So what do other people do? Yeah. Yeah. Like, what did I eat today for lunch? Yeah.
I just do it and, like, I love it and it’s I love cooking dinner for my family of whatever. It’s like And I always say it’s relative. Yeah. Because you can meal prep meal prep. Right?
Mhmm. You can make a bunch of stuff ahead of time, but then you’re like, that takes a time and a day to do that. You can take advantage of economies of scale by doing, like, hey. We’re gonna do it a whole bunch now. So you don’t have to worry about it, but yet, we don’t.
Yeah. And you still have to take the time. Well, there you go. Reach out if you have answers or solutions. Are you really like, all that trouble, like, cooking stuff for people and then you see them, like, cut the fat off the steak and, like, move it to the side of the plate.
Man, you’re awesome. Or you, like, see them, like, you’re like, oh, big potato and they, like, don’t eat the skin. Or the crust on my pizza. And you’re just yeah. Don’t eat my pizza.
Sheldon, we’re talking to you. Yeah, buddy. Wow. He’s getting called out every week. I mean, you have your thing.
I have my thing where it’s just like that is wasted nutrients. Right. Or my energy or something I put my heart and soul into. So there’s that kinda thing going on. Yeah.
Yeah. Well, I guess so if you wanna reach out, send us your own feedback. You can send an email. You can send a go to the website. Leave a comment on Scarlet and michel.com on the episode.
Do you go Instagram, TikTok, all less cats, please. That’s the social handle you wanna look for. And then that’s it. We’re gonna round this out because it’s pretty damn. But we we can Gotta go pick up the floor here.
Next time, we’ll follow-up on what we’re calling my perfect week, which isn’t so perfect after last night, but whatever. Hey. We we’re learning a new game. Yeah. But, anyway, we yeah.
We are. But my perfect week. So I’m gonna presale that, but not really, which is really about going to try test driving a seven day period where it’s, quote, perfect, not perfect me, but perfect, like, bedtimes and a few other things. Seeing if I can make that work out. So anyway, any final thoughts?
No. We never talked about the AI music, but yeah. Oh, well, look. I can make that quick. Because I’m getting a little tired of this song, honestly.
Well, here’s okay. Since you brought that up, I asked chat g p t. I said, hey. Here’s what I said. Oh, gee.
Shoot. Shoot. Shoot. I just moved the mic. Great.
I’m having problems. Am I still centered in my stupid camera? Yeah. Somewhere. Okay.
I said I said, hey. Create a theme song for a podcast named Doing the Most. And here’s what ChatGPT said. Sure. Here’s a catchy, energetic theme song concept for the podcast Doing the Most designed to reflect a bold, fun, and maybe a little chaotic vibe.
Oh, boy. Perfect for a show that covers a lot and doesn’t hold back. It doesn’t actually have music. It has all the lyrics. What?
Yeah. It it just says opening, upbeat instrumental, claps and bass kick in, spoken over music. You’re doing you’re tuned in to doing the most where life, laughs, and chaos collide. This sung verse, playful and punchy. Woke up wild.
No time to coast. Coffee strong, and we’re doing the most. Stories, cats, and vacuums too. Nursing shifts and breaking through. Chorus, here’s the catchy hook.
We’re doing the most. Can’t hold us down. Voice is loud. We own this town. From highs to lows, we ride that wave.
It’s real. It’s raw. And slightly unshaved. Tagline. Unshaved?
Yeah. Tagline. Spoken with swagger. This is doing the most. Let’s go.
Music fades into the episode. I’m gonna I’m gonna say hard pass. You haven’t heard the music? No one has. It was it was giving, like, Fresh Prince of Westland.
That’s because I was speaking it, like, spoken word. I know. I know. And then there you go. Would you like a version that’s more mellow, acoustic, hip hop, synthy, or even genre specific like pop punk, jazz, or lo fi.
I can also write out full lyrics or provide a version for a custom jingle. I want the music, not the lyrics. Does it not do music? No. This is what it looks like.
It’s like it’s got a little musical it’s like Oh my gosh. Unsurprising to go like Do you have to upgrade to the pro or something? Why didn’t it say like sung to the tune of, Dixie wait. What? Wait.
What’s the name on that, like, humming in the humming in the humming in the I know. Woah. Woah. Woah. Someone’s in the kitchen with Dinah.
Strumming on the old banjo. And I know. Dinah want you blowed. It doesn’t have a sing in the in this that would have been more helpful, Chad GPD, even if it had said, like, set to the tune of Yeah. There’s gotta be something out there that, like I don’t know.
Make some AI jingle jingle. Whatever. So there you go. Otherwise, you get To be continued. Stuck with our other song.
So until next time. Well, we still got a flipping outro. I’m Scarlet. I’m Mitchell. Oh my god.
You’re And we’re doing the most. Thanks. Bye.
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