Mitchell
That’s where we can talk.

Scarlet
God, I wish I could dance.

Mitchell
Oh.

Scarlet
Every time I try, it reminds me that I can’t.

Mitchell
Yeah, that’s a problem. You gotta laugh a little loud or spill a little tea. Okay, it’s back. Episode eight. Oh. that’s my story oh because it says stories that sparkle but barely barely began that’s that me oh yeah or anybody okay let’s do this episode 18 of doing the most with Scarlet and mitchell this is our bi-weekly podcast which we talk uh about whatever’s going i mean today’s

Scarlet
about i’m so glad that you did not say fortnightly because i had already told myself that if he

Mitchell
says that i i’m i’m gonna leave the room okay what’s wrong with saying fortnight stop okay but what’s wrong with it it’s weird but it is and you would say it so much technically true okay okay i’m just saying fine but well after i said literally after i said bye fortnight there after i said bi-weekly i in my head did had a moment where i did the or is it semi i was like No, no, no. The semi is twice a week. Bi-weekly is every two weeks.

Scarlet
Semi-annual. Semi-weekly.

Mitchell
That’s why I know fortnightly is easier. Because I don’t have to think it in my brain.

Scarlet
How are we saying it just as much now? The end.

Mitchell
Okay.

Scarlet
Moving on.

Mitchell
Wow. That word goes into one of those like, they put it in a thing where you can’t say it anymore.

Scarlet
Okay. I want to play. Okay. Moving on.

Mitchell
Moving along. Hey, by the way, just want people to know, follow, go to YouTube. If you’re listening to this on Spotify, Apple Music, go to YouTube. You can listen there, but you can also like and subscribe on the videos. You don’t even have to actually watch them or even like them. Just like them and subscribe to them.

Scarlet
You just said like them. You don’t even have to like them.

Mitchell
Click the subscribe.

Scarlet
But like them. Yeah.

Mitchell
Well, I’m saying you don’t actually really have to like them. Just subscribe. Do something with it. You go to YouTube. I should have test drove this before I even brought it up. It’s YouTube. I don’t know if the channel’s called Atlas Cats, please. Or if the channel’s doing the most.

Scarlet
We don’t know what our channel’s called.

Mitchell
Well, the handle is at less cats, please. I feel if you go to YouTube and type at less cats, please, you’re going to find us.

Scarlet
Okay.

Mitchell
That’s my, that’s what I’m saying. Okay. We are moving ahead. It’s already a rough start. I feel like.

Scarlet
There’s some weather.

Mitchell
Well, I don’t know what’s going on with your mouth. Are you chewing on a.

Scarlet
It’s gum.

Mitchell
Oh, it just had a weird look. I thought you had a cat in your mouth because we have so many cats. Good afternoon. How are you doing? good to see you nice it’s our it’s also our bi-weekly like date day day off together day

Scarlet
and i spent half of it doing this it’s not even half it’s like two hours of me going oh where are

Mitchell
you gonna sit and move the head okay talking to the mic and then me uh farting off with the equipment

Scarlet
which you know is i enjoy that okay i mean this is also my favorite time of year not this weather

Mitchell
i was just imagining like podcasting and i was like oh it’s podcasting time of year

Scarlet
no this because it is october yeah it’s my favorite time of year i love going to the pumpkin patch with max and specifically the one we go to is yesteryear right yes for your farms free admission yeah it’s in wilsonville yeah um but it’s getting a little popular well

Mitchell
it’s it’s suffering from its own popularity which it’s good for them it’s the classic like

Scarlet
but for us it’s like oh okay i guess there’s gonna okay a lot of people here yeah it’s kind of like a lot of lines

Mitchell
a lot of lines

Scarlet
lines for the bathroom lines for the free popcorn and cider which

Mitchell
so last time because we don’t get to enjoy that as a family because I work Thursday, Friday, Saturday and they’re only open Thursday, Friday, Saturday Sunday

Scarlet
and I work every Sunday

Mitchell
so you’ve gone by yourself on Saturdays

Scarlet
oh

Mitchell
what’s that crumb? is that noise?

Scarlet
it’s almost over sorry everyone

Mitchell
And by the way, we added another floor cleaning device recently to our collection.

Scarlet
We’re not talking about that right now.

Mitchell
I know. I’m just saying. We’re opening a vacuum shop or floor shop soon.

Scarlet
It’s a sample shop. If you want to come try them out, we have the perfect place for you. Rugs, hardwood.

Mitchell
Cats, a toddler.

Scarlet
Yeah.

Mitchell
A teenager. Oh, wait.

Scarlet
I guess he’s not a toddler anymore. Preschooler.

Mitchell
Yeah.

Scarlet
We got plenty.

Mitchell
Yeah. If you’re interested in robotic vacuums and mops and stuff or regular or whatever.

Scarlet
Let me come over and try it out. And I’ll probably say, no, I don’t really like people at my house. Actually, now we take all that back. Yeah. Just forget I said anything. I went on Sunday.

Mitchell
I took Max. And the saving grace, as an adult, you’re like, I can do this for a couple hours because they sell wine and cider and beer and stuff. They have a thing, right? And I was like, no problem. Max will play. I’ll sit and chat with some of the other people. We’ll just kind of, and it’s sunny out. And we are not even there. And the line for like, they have someone out. It’s a two lane road out there in the middle of the country. A country, I quote, air quotes for you, by the way. It’s between two cities. And I was like, oh, I thought I could divert because I saw them directing traffic just to get in the parking lot. There were so much people. And I thought, oh no. But Max was already like, oh, this is the way. Like he knew.

Scarlet
And I was like, shoot. The kid’s a, you know.

Mitchell
Human GPS.

Scarlet
Yeah.

Mitchell
Yeah. So he knew, and I was like, I can’t like parachute out and make some lie about this. We went and parked. I got good parking, by the way. Right in there. We go in, and I was like, hey, let’s just go to the bathroom first thing. We’d been doing running errands. We’d gone to Costco, and I was like, let’s just run, go straight to the porta potty, honey bucket, whatever you want to call it, folks. One of those, yeah. And he goes, like, perfect, we’re good. It’s the kind that has the urinal on the side. We go, we do that. Like, okay, now daddy’s going to get himself something just to make it through the rest of this day. No line. And when I pulled up, there was like one line wrapped a huge line. I was like, ugh. And that was to the donuts.

Scarlet
Donuts, yeah, yeah.

Mitchell
And the other line on the other side. We get in line, not terrible, terrible, terrible. We’re in line. We’re just doing our thing. And there’s some, you know, people are filling in and we’re slowly making our way up. We’ve been in a line almost 20 minutes. There’s someone ordering. There’s a group of maybe two or three ahead of me and then me and Max. And we get up there and I look over at him and all of a sudden he’s like, I’m like, what? I was like, what? And then he’s pinching his little front end there. And he’s like, I was like, what? You got to go poop? And he’s like, no, you got to go to the bathroom. I was like, we just went 20 months ago, buddy. He’s like, no. And he’s like, really? I’ve never seen him. I’m like, oh, man. I thought this is emergent. We just got to, we’re going to have to eject at this point. And the guys behind her are like, hey, we’ll save you. He’s like, oh. And I actually bumped into one of them because I was trying to burn out of there so fast. I was like, oh, I’m sorry. He’s got to go. He’s like, oh, we’ll save a space. They were being nice. But it was like they were too close. We were too close. We were too close to it. By the time we went. And then that’s when I went to the port-a-potty. And one that opened up because it was just you take what you get. Was the correct word politically? Whatever. It’s one that can accommodate a wheelchair. Yeah, an accessible.

Scarlet
And so it doesn’t have a urinal.

Mitchell
It just has a toilet seat. and then like i’m like oh well obviously they all have a toilet seat i mean it’s just a hole i’m sorry okay so i’m like i thought max can just stand up on the edge because there’s a lot of edge to stand on that one and just pee into this hole in the ground and he instantly i flip it up i’m trying to stand him there because i thought i can hurry back and get in front of those guys in the line and max is holding his one he’s pinching his nose he’s covering his mouth and i’m like what’s wrong is like the smell because he’s kind of and i’m just pee kid just pee he’s refusing to smell and i’m like trying to oh i’m just trying to like kind of what i call like the bow and arrow and i kind of bend him like a bow so his his uh pelvis is the furthest thing out so i can try to wow he is like he’s no wonder he couldn’t pee i was like i’m just like man i have only i’ve spent all day with you son so then i try to stand him up but the height is too high so usually i have them stand in my shoes what i usually do when i need a little boost but in this case even then

Scarlet
and then i but i’m always getting upset because i’m like don’t put your thighs all over i know you’re like don’t touch it and then you don’t touch anything don’t even look at it and that’s

Mitchell
when i do the bow and arrow a little more to try and like get that and he’s crying and i’m like we are going on we’re not doing this anymore and he’s like i was like oh no i was like okay and i had a little reset quickly and i was like i’m sorry but we’ll go to the player and i get out and i can see the guys the last of the three dudes were kind of looking and i kind of waved them off like it’s too late thank you for trying because it was still a lot of crowd between us and there yeah uh so we went and got you know we got our uh popcorn and cider that he doesn’t eat or drink really and then went over and stood sorry you brought up lines and reminded me of that wonderful uh adventure of you know how the lines were which you know line etiquette which is not the lead story this week is it you had a bunch of questions for me oh we’ll get there line etiquette i want to say line etiquette lines are interesting because well you’re accused to our um british uh listeners uh the lines just kind of like you know these guys were like oh we’ll save your space you know are there times when you feel like like lines bring out the best and the worst in people you know sometimes you’re like oh yeah i totally do that and there’s other times i am cutthroat and i see like there’s a group of like eight people i’ll say there’s a group of three or four people in front of you and you’ve been waiting whatever it is you’re waiting for and then all of a sudden like a group but six more people just kind of go like globs into them and they’re like the same.

Scarlet
What are we waiting for?

Mitchell
I don’t know. It could be a get into a movie or just a.

Scarlet
Do we already have tickets?

Mitchell
Not assigned seats. So let’s say line this and this, the line I’m talking about is position is important. Right.

Scarlet
Then yes, I’m bothered by that.

Mitchell
Then they all send, they call like, let’s say it’s in between.

Scarlet
So it’s like.

Mitchell
And they do the, oh, hey, and it’s not like they bump, there’s the bump in people, but these are the, hey, we’re saving the spot for this, you know. So half of our extended family could mosey in and just get up in front of you. So now you’re watching them and sometimes I just, that makes me irate. Like, I just like angry. However, I’ve also been, I’ve been the recipient of the extension of the walk of the, hey, oh, get up here with us. And I’m usually doing the, oh, that’s okay. Because all I can think of is those people behind you. I don’t want them to look at me and be like, oh man, that guy. Which is sometimes led us to the weird line where you get in line and you want me to get up with you. And then like one person or two will get in between us. And then I’ll just get behind because I’m like, I can’t, I can’t do that. It’s just, I have it in me not to be a natural cutter, nor, because I always think of how I feel. Well, where do you, how do you stand on lines? Well, I know you stand in them.

Scarlet
jokes brought to you by your dad i guess i’m pretty like i’m the same way as you i’m pretty strict about it because it i mean whether you’re waiting in line to get food like now it’s gonna take that much longer to get my food especially if you’re walking up to a counter and ordering individually or you know it’s not like a sit down table situation or yeah going into i don’t know the last line I remember waiting in with Max was the Lego exhibit at OMSI where it was like,

Mitchell
Oh yeah.

Scarlet
Well, if four people are holding a spot and, you know, six more people walk up there, then we just missed our chance to go in the next turn.

Mitchell
Right.

Scarlet
You know, and we’re only three people. So yes, big issue with that. Unkind. Or, I guess, just not considerate of others. People like that just drive me crazy anyways. People who are inconsiderate of other people. I always think of like, what if it were me in that situation? And I consider that and don’t do it. I do this in most areas of my life, minus one.

Mitchell
Yeah. Well, I think a line is an interesting acid test for people in general because you get like, because sometimes there’s the people who appear to not even notice. Or they appear to not notice. I don’t know if they do. They appear to be like, oh, they’re just rolling in. Like, oh, yeah, Billy Bob, we’re just coming up there with you. You think, did it even register like, hey, there’s like 3,000 people behind that have been waiting here for two hours and you had to wait one minute and rolled in? Or do they know, but they’re like, I’m going to really sell this when I’m rolling. Oh, hey. I don’t know. But either way, I’m not that kind of person. However, it’s not my jam.

Scarlet
I also kind of just avoid lines. Like if there’s a line for something, I probably don’t want to be doing that thing.

Mitchell
Right. But I’m also a considerator person. Like if I’m in line with someone, and of course I now know their name and backstory because that’s me, right? For an extended period of time. And they were like, oh, we need to like run over and plug the meter. Whatever they need to do, I’m the, oh, yeah, you guys should do it. We’ll save your space. even though now sometimes i’m like oh now i’m gonna feel uncomfortable when they come back if everyone else doesn’t know the backstory which is i we were all here we were all because people

Scarlet
somebody could be really cranky behind you not having a good day and then all of a sudden everybody’s day is ruined because now they’re gonna make a scene of it yeah yeah yeah it’s a

Mitchell
it is strange like you know how and then cutting for some people doesn’t even faze them is that uh is that a personality thing i don’t know personality like that’s how someone is or culturally how they were raised or like what if there’s a different line culture outside of america i mean i’m sure there is right right yeah like are there some places that’s real serious like maybe north korea but like where you just don’t mess around you don’t mess around there’s no cutting if you get out of line even legitimately it’s like no you are that’s it that’s you are getting to the back of the line like i don’t know yeah okay well anyways we dealt with some lines and tons of people. Good on yesteryear farms, by the way.

Scarlet
Yeah, we’re glad that they’re successful

Mitchell
and doing great. And not charging like Yellow Jacket farms.

Scarlet
Maybe this is why people have, maybe this is why they have to start charging. So like, maybe it’s crowd control.

Mitchell
Well, it is that kind of interesting, like when it’s free and you list it, everybody and their brother wants to come by and pick up your old beanbag chair or whatever it is. But as soon as you put a little money,

Scarlet
a little skin in the game it changes things yeah don’t even get me started on oh i wasn’t trying

Mitchell
to go but it reminds me not that it’s important so like a killer burger yeah i’ve been doing killer burger for like 20 years i think since their inception which i’m gonna throw it out 2014 or something right and that was like there was only one that i remember on sandy but it was like oh it was really kind of your secret like that was a really good place really good burgers nobody knew about it but then they became popular and more and more and more and and you know now they’re franchised which i always say good for them it just kind of stinks and i often feel like you know that is kind of that uh you know the the uh double-sided bittersweetness of uh success right then it’s more popular more people but also you get the people are like frustrated Okay, you were going to ask some questions. I’m sorry.

Scarlet
Oh.

Mitchell
Episode 18, did we mention that? Yeah, you did. You did. You did mention that.

Scarlet
Yeah, I’m glad you’re mentioning it.

Mitchell
I’m glad you’re not using your microphone really because I love editing the audio because when you’re like, why does it take you 300 hours to do this? I’m like, because I have to spend every word of yours trying to get the level up and down.

Scarlet
Oh my gosh.

Mitchell
I was almost going to buy you one of these $400 mics like I use.

Scarlet
Okay.

Mitchell
Okay. Okay. Wow. Brought to you by…

Scarlet
Yeah, I wanted to do a little Q&A because there are like some things. I was like, I don’t even think Mitchell and I have discussed these questions.

Mitchell
Like what’s your favorite color?

Scarlet
And your favorite color is green. Probably.

Mitchell
It’s funny because I don’t think about favorite colors anymore.

Scarlet
I don’t either.

Mitchell
I mean, do adults still have favorite colors?

Scarlet
I feel like as a kid, you’re very firm on the answer to this. Growing up, it was like, my favorite color is red.

Mitchell
Yeah, you had one.

Scarlet
But now there are just so many colors. You’re like, I don’t know, the color of the clouds turn at sunset.

Mitchell
Or I could tell you colors I don’t like might be easier.

Scarlet
Yeah.

Mitchell
Was that clothing on me or just in general? You know what I mean? Like when you go like, ah.

Scarlet
That’s interesting because I feel like if it doesn’t look good on you,

Mitchell
you probably don’t like that color yeah but apparently the colors i don’t like you’re like oh that looks really good on you and i’m like i hate i hate blues i just hate blues what yeah i like greens and grays and kind of and blacks and whites chroma scale i have bought you why are

Scarlet
you just now telling me this when i bought you so much blue i don’t know but because every now and

Mitchell
then i’ll put something blue on i’m like this doesn’t look too bad well because your eyes are

Scarlet
like blue green you know yeah you know you’re one of those lucky people who they just kind of

Mitchell
change with oh geez well for your youtube watches that’s where mine are just what color are your eyes brown yeah but yours are beautiful i love them and the way the light you want your own ring light i’ll get you one but like your eyes they pop already and maybe sometimes they’re like a little

Scarlet
green i don’t even know if that has you know some green in them i don’t know if that’s Hazel or I don’t know.

Mitchell
Yeah, we won’t.

Scarlet
So anyways, okay.

Mitchell
Questions for me.

Scarlet
Yeah. First question. And I can answer this too.

Mitchell
I can answer these questions too. And I will answer them for you. Yes, ma’am.

Scarlet
What actor makes you immediately want to not see a movie?

Mitchell
Well, I feel like you already know who I’m going to say. Who do you think I’m going to say? M.F.

Scarlet
Michael Fassbender?

Mitchell
Yeah.

Scarlet
Oh.

Mitchell
Well, no, I usually, I should say, I don’t immediately go, oh.

Scarlet
But it was like, oh, it sounds like a good movie. I can’t even remember what he looks like.

Mitchell
And then somebody, oh, Michael Fassbender’s in it. And I’m kind of like, oh, come on. I don’t know why I have that issue with him.

Scarlet
What does he look like?

Mitchell
He was 12 years a slave.

Scarlet
What’s your issue with him?

Mitchell
He played Steve Jobs in the, I don’t know. I just, I feel like everybody was hot on him. And I’m like, I didn’t find him as compelling.

Scarlet
Man, I can’t decide if he is attractive or… He’s a year younger than me and he’s British.

Mitchell
So that probably explains why he looks the way he does. Yeah, I can’t… He’s a good actor.

Scarlet
I’m very torn on his attractiveness. Ooh, ooh. Like there’s this picture where it’s like, hard no.

Mitchell
Well, yeah.

Scarlet
That’s funny.

Mitchell
He’s not my…

Scarlet
But then there’s like this picture where I’m like, okay.

Mitchell
That’s very…

Scarlet
Is this the same person?

Mitchell
It is the same person, but that’s Michael Fassbender.

Scarlet
He looks like the guy from Game of Thrones in here.

Mitchell
Like Peter Dinklage? Or?

Scarlet
No.

Mitchell
No, Rob.

Scarlet
No.

Mitchell
The Rob, the son of the North.

Scarlet
Yes.

Mitchell
That man. We used to be into that show, and now I couldn’t. I’m like, oh, it’s like.

Scarlet
I was never firm on the names.

Mitchell
Yeah.

Scarlet
There were a lot of names.

Mitchell
Nobody was.

Scarlet
Yeah, he looks like Rob Stark.

Mitchell
Yes, there you go.

Scarlet
Yeah.

Mitchell
Okay, well, anyways. Fassbender. Oh, wait. So.

Scarlet
Yeah.

Mitchell
What’s your issue?

Scarlet
Oh, he’s a German Irish actor.

Mitchell
Yeah.

Scarlet
Yeah. Go ahead. Well. Oh, no. Tell me. Tell me. No, I just told you.

Mitchell
I just. He was like real like popular and I didn’t see the. I didn’t see the glow. I didn’t see.

Scarlet
Oh, you’re one of those people.

Mitchell
Well, I just didn’t see. I didn’t see in him what others did.

Scarlet
That.

Mitchell
I didn’t go. Oh, man. I will. So in other words, he’s kind of like. Like, if somebody, certain directors, more directors than actors, but certain actors, I trust them. I’m like, oh. Like, Leonardo DiCaprio. He generally, very picky. I will watch a movie he’s in. It will draw me to watch the movie.

Scarlet
I mean, he’s probably in the Epstein files, but yeah.

Mitchell
I’m curious why, okay, but I’m curious why he chose to do a movie. In fact, he’s in a new, there’s a couple new movies that I want to see because of actors.

Scarlet
Oh, that one that she mentioned yesterday?

Mitchell
Yeah, The Battlefield, or I don’t know.

Scarlet
Something like battle every day.

Mitchell
Wow. Okay.

Scarlet
It was a long movie title. Okay.

Mitchell
But Paul Thomas Anderson, which I trust him. He’s one of my favorite directors, obviously. I’m not in the movie scene like I used to be. Okay. Who were you thinking I would say?

Scarlet
Oh, I really didn’t know. Who are you thinking I’m going to say?

Mitchell
What actor makes you immediately not want to see the movie? I feel like I should know this, but alive on the air, my brain is not.

Scarlet
It’s like such a layup.

Mitchell
Why? Because you can’t stand him so much? Not Christian Bale.

Scarlet
No, I like him.

Mitchell
Okay. It’s not. Hold on. Hold on. I feel like when you say it, I’m going to be angry that I didn’t think.

Scarlet
I know. I’m sending it to you. It’s not.

Mitchell
Telepathically. You’re like, oh, I can’t stand him. It’s not Ben Affleck. No. No. No.

Scarlet
I just don’t feel like I would like him as a person.

Mitchell
And it’s not Matt Damon. Man.

Scarlet
No, I love Matt Damon.

Mitchell
Okay, more. Okay, you got one more shot. Man, we’re just blowing a lot of air. Hold on, hold on. Let’s see. It’s because I know you can’t stand him, but like, and you’re like, why does everybody like him? Just like I’m with Fassbender.

Scarlet
I wouldn’t say it’s…

Mitchell
It’s not Brad Pitt.

Scarlet
I love Brad Pitt. Okay, I don’t know.

Mitchell
Tom Cruise. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He is… You can’t stand Tom Cruise.

Scarlet
I can’t stand him.

Mitchell
Okay.

Scarlet
I can’t stand him.

Mitchell
But why?

Scarlet
Wait.

Mitchell
That’s a terrible Tom Cruise.

Scarlet
Okay, the last movie I actually paid money for and went to the theater and watched was… Oh, is it? It wasn’t Jack.

Mitchell
Maverick?

Scarlet
No, it wasn’t Jack Reacher. Was it?

Mitchell
I don’t know.

Scarlet
No.

Mitchell
I think he might have been in some of those.

Scarlet
Was it Reacher?

Mitchell
I don’t know. Reacher. It was so bad.

Scarlet
It was so bad. Like everybody in the theater was just laughing that we all spent money to come and watch this.

Mitchell
Oh, okay.

Scarlet
No, Jack Reacher.

Mitchell
I feel like he was in that show. Jack Reacher. But this just falls into that category.

Scarlet
Because now there’s like a Jack Reacher TV series. Right.

Mitchell
There’s Jack Reacher. There’s another one that’s not Jack Reacher.

Scarlet
Oh, it is him. It is that.

Mitchell
Oh, God.

Scarlet
Jack Reacher 3.

Mitchell
Just couldn’t.

Scarlet
They’re doing more.

Mitchell
Is it still with him?

Scarlet
Is this a joke?

Mitchell
This is why we can’t watch.

Scarlet
Is this satire?

Mitchell
Mission Impossible.

Scarlet
And I’m not saying there’s, you know, obviously there are movies. I watched Top Gun.

Mitchell
Maverick 2.

Scarlet
Yes.

Mitchell
Where?

Scarlet
And you know what? I watched that for reasons not him and enjoyed it.

Mitchell
I hope it was it for. Wait, was Shia LaBeouf in that or was it Miles?

Scarlet
I don’t remember, but I did not watch it for him. They’re both in it.

Mitchell
There’s a guy named Miles something from the drum movie. It doesn’t matter. Wow. You’d think I’d know movies, but not today.

Scarlet
Anyway, so.

Mitchell
Okay. More questions? No.

Scarlet
Not a Tom Cruise fan.

Mitchell
If I had thought of this, I might have had a better answer than Michael Fassbender. Okay. In my case, it’s more of a, what person is everyone drawn to that you are a hard pass? And I’m going to say Fassbender.

Scarlet
Okay. And that’s because people were like, oh, he’s so good. I love it. Because here’s my thing. I also do not appreciate people who intentionally avoid things because it’s popular. Like there are people who will intentionally avoid watching K-pop Demon Hunters because it’s popular right now.

Mitchell
Right.

Scarlet
And it’s like, what are you doing? You don’t even know what you’re missing, but they’re like, oh, it’s just so, I don’t know. Everybody’s talking about it. And like, I really can’t stand people like that who will be like, oh, Taylor Swift. Like, I don’t know. She’s just so, I don’t know. Everybody talk. I just don’t see the big deal. It’s like, have you read the lyrics?

Mitchell
Michael Fassbender’s in K-pop Demon Hunter?

Scarlet
No. Oh, okay.

Mitchell
I’m just giving you an example. When people do that, they don’t want to be.

Scarlet
My brother’s like this. I will be like, for years, I was like, you need to watch Breaking Bad. He’s like, oh, yeah, I’m looking for a new TV show. He had watched Dexter.

Mitchell
Uh-huh. Wow. Sorry.

Scarlet
And then he had watched, I don’t know. He was looking for a new show to watch, to binge watch, because we used to do that when he would come visit. And I was like, you really need to watch Breaking Bad. You need to watch Breaking Bad. Oh, yeah, yeah. I think I’ll like, yeah, I was like, maybe I’ll do that. But he would never do it.

Mitchell
Because it was just everyone. People who don’t want to be part of mainstream, who are anti-mainstream so much that they would not allow themselves to enjoy something that actually might be enjoyable.

Scarlet
But then I’m like, okay, but you’re totally going to go home and watch The Office for the 15,000th time instead of watching something different and entertaining

Mitchell
and good yeah well i’m that no it’s not that i don’t feel that way about michael fassman i’ve seen i’ve probably seen most of his movies i know he’s not a draw i’m not compelled you’re just you’re

Scarlet
not just like oh another michael fassman which i don’t think we’re like oh another not tom cruise who’s the other guy brad pitt i was like name sounds like tom hardy he’s got stuff i like tom

Mitchell
hardy’s choices i guess sometimes the actors that make choices i enjoy i’m just more like a oh another

Scarlet
Dark Knight? Yeah. Oh, another Inception 2?

Mitchell
Electric Bigaloo. You don’t even know what that means, do you?

Scarlet
What is his name? Christopher

Mitchell
something? However,

Scarlet
the one Chris Nolan movie you made me watch, and we never went back and watched it because I was like… Memento.

Mitchell
Yes. With Guy Pearce. The guy that can’t remember and he has the tattoos?

Scarlet
Yeah. You were doing this

Mitchell
to your because i don’t have my little flicky dicky thing well okay it’s over there they don’t make too much noise for me to have a little uh spin fidgeting device sorry everyone okay well then

Scarlet
don’t put your hands in your lap after saying that i’ll just sit here like this okay um yeah that movie was like i i gotta be honest i was like this movie makes me feel really dumb i i to this day could not even tell you what it was about finish it though yeah we finished it and it was like two and a half hours long the best movies are i need to talk to people who are making movies okay you are living in the generation of tiktok okay so you have my attention for an hour tops okay yeah you need to wrap it up or make it into a mini series okay yeah

Mitchell
Maybe they could do 230 second clips.

Scarlet
Okay.

Mitchell
Right?

Scarlet
Yeah.

Mitchell
Would that be an hour? And so I’m just like scrolling and scrolling.

Scarlet
I don’t know. This is like, okay.

Mitchell
So next question. Okay.

Scarlet
Would you ever go to space?

Mitchell
Yes, I would. I would in a heartbeat. If they’re like, hey, we’re going to space. You want to go? I’d be like, yeah. Where do I got to do some training?

Scarlet
Really?

Mitchell
Yeah. what was that why because that would just be cool what why i would actually prefer to go to the moon if that was an option but because it would just be fun to get the view of the the world from space to be weightless actually i want to be weightless that would be the number one mitchell you and i

Scarlet
both know you would have a full-blown panic attack i have never you and i both know i don’t even know

Mitchell
if I have a panic disorder at this point in time. Just to be clear, that was a couple times, many times, sometimes. Well, no, that’s what I was going to say. I could be all, yeah, we’re doing this. And then we’d get to that spot where I’d be like, oh, we’re putting, we’re doing, oh, we’re really doing this. I got to put the helmet on now? Like, are we sure? Did somebody check? Do we, is this going to work? Yeah. Is who’s running this? Is this an Elon one? Or who’s, you know, phallic rocket am I on? I guess that might make a difference. But, you know.

Scarlet
Who would you go on?

Mitchell
Well, we’ve got what? Sir, what’s his name? Branson. Richard Branson. Virgin Galactic, right? And then you’ve got Bezos. Bezos. I probably go in the mask. Do we have any? Is there anyone else doing rockets these days? I have to go with the Brit. Only because he seems the least.

Scarlet
Do she? Yes.

Mitchell
That was the exact word I was going for.

Scarlet
All of these broken, pathetic men who are just like, I’ve conquered the world. I have as much money as I ever want. And now I’m going to conquer space.

Mitchell
What about you? Would you go to space?

Scarlet
Never. Whoa. Never. Wow. never well let me never okay why why would i want to go to space why i can’t even get my life together down here but i have existential crises just looking up at the sky and the stars now yeah i don’t need to go there to like validate anything but what if the perspective gave you a new

Mitchell
perspective well that’s kind of what if like you see in the earth and you’re like oh suddenly

Scarlet
everything feels like smaller i already feel small what about the problem and in the matrix

Mitchell
okay i don’t watch that yet um yeah okay no no i do not under okay and to me this is always

Scarlet
something it’s like only men want to do this and i’m sorry girls that went those recent girls like

Mitchell
was it selena gomez and britney spears well i feel like one of them was someone i didn’t it was like oh yeah big deal katie perry okay there you go and orlando bloom actually was like

Scarlet
he like peaced out after that i don’t know what her he was like this this girl doing the most she will not shut up about it and then they they like broke up shortly after orlando bloom yeah well which good for him yeah but is it i don’t even know where i was going with this because it actually I’m actually like thinking about it.

Mitchell
Because me. Oh, I don’t think I can even jump out of an airplane. I just like skydiving.

Scarlet
And you can’t even. You didn’t even take the flight that I got you with a private pilot. I finally threw that certificate away. What? The certificate made me not. You called there. And you.

Mitchell
And they were like, yeah.

Scarlet
Mitchell, it’s been six years.

Mitchell
I’m sorry.

Scarlet
Okay. Here we are. okay let me oh okay no i was gonna do that okay doesn’t matter

Mitchell
okay it’s because it was a gift from you so it bothers me that i didn’t do it okay do we need to take a moment i can edit these things i never do um for the listeners

Scarlet
The backstory is, I don’t know. We weren’t living in this house.

Mitchell
We were in jewelry.

Scarlet
We were, yeah. So it had to be at least six years.

Mitchell
I think it was 2019 because I feel like the pandemic started.

Scarlet
Yes.

Mitchell
So I think it was 2019, December.

Scarlet
We got married September 2019 for Christmas, December. I got Mitchell a, it wasn’t a flight.

Mitchell
It’s called a discovery flight. A discovery flight. Yeah.

Scarlet
So it was kind of like he gets to fly on a small aircraft with a pilot who gets to show him how to like work the controls and stuff. Because you used to always tell me about these dreams you have of like having to take over and flying a helicopter and like, you know.

Mitchell
Oh, those are like the daydreams. I thought you meant like regular dreams.

Scarlet
And then I guess COVID happened. I don’t know. But anyways, this flight didn’t end up happening. So I printed out the flight certificate and that’s what I gave him.

Mitchell
And it was already faded because our thing was struggling to see the number when I emailed him three years ago.

Scarlet
So this certificate that I printed out on 8×10 printer paper with a dying toner thing. It’s like, you know, it said whatever, you know, it said it was good for a year. Mitchell checked back in three years later and was like, hey.

Mitchell
They were like, just pay the difference. They still do the Discovery flight.

Scarlet
Yeah. Just pay the difference. And so the man sitting in front of me who is like, I would a thousand percent go to space, won’t even get on a small aircraft and take a flight to see if maybe he would want to have flying lessons. With all the money we don’t have. Totally want.

Mitchell
Okay. I’m not going to talk about this certificate too much. Because I literally was thinking this the other day. I was like, I should just call him up and do it. And if I die, I die.

Scarlet
The man who has a fear of dying wants to go to space on Elon’s rocket.

Mitchell
No, I said Richard Branson.

Scarlet
Sir Richard Branson.

Mitchell
I told you, I’m afraid that like… Do you ever watch the news? Single engine aircraft are crashing all the time.

Scarlet
i’ve seen a lot of rockets blow up too falling out of the sky they’re crashing all the time single

Mitchell
engine planes and nobody lives from those very very few so i’m always afraid like what if i am the one person that like gets on the wrong one and that’s it and that was your destiny

Scarlet
and then you’re gonna say i always knew my wife wanted to kill me no i don’t think you want to

Mitchell
kill me i totally want to in fact i you know a friend of mine which we can obviously he was going to be a different part of the show it doesn’t really matter a friend of mine who i he when we were chatting which we do infrequently it said oh he’s like you should check out these uh personal jets i’m looking into one uh you know get your license and you know learn to fly then you can just travel by your own jet right and it’s it’s a smaller company like they’re smaller jets i was like oh that’s kind of cool and i looked and i was like whoa these are like a million plus dollar jets

Scarlet
who was this friend oh ronnie oh my gosh the one who’s independently wealthy yes good for you

Mitchell
ronnie ronnie if you’re listening buddy trust me i am envious but so i was like oh but i but that thought was planned and i was like it would be fun to have a small airplane to travel like to places people do that people like go oh they go to airports they go on little trips and they go like hey man you run to the coast for the weekend but instead of uh you know a two-hour drive

Scarlet
it’s a 35 minute flight fueled with fear and anxiety and not enough dramamine in the world

Mitchell
to keep me from just oh but it seems like doesn’t that is there is that a romantic thing to imagine flying like you’re like oh we’re just gonna go fly over and visit uh annika in utah instead of driving for 12 hours we’re gonna fly for well three okay but here’s the part that nobody else

Scarlet
is thinking of and then you’re gonna have to rent a car when you get there unless you’re gonna land

Mitchell
right outside her apartment or um i don’t know if i’m ready for that but i could try

Scarlet
we’ve seen where she lives one discovery flight and we’ll figure it out

Mitchell
so yeah i love flying i mean i mean that’s why i have drones because i like i just something about flight i’ve had a lot of dreams as a child where they involve flying so like interesting like very like ones that i still recall like frame for frame dreams like there was this one in missouri that the dream would be like you know it was like this is how it is you know dreams are sometimes you go am i having this dream over and over or when i have it does it just feel so familiar like i’ve had it over and over i can’t answer that because do you ever have that dream and you’re I’ve had that dream before, but if you never wrote it down or journal it, you’re like, I don’t know. Or is it just my brain? Anyway, there was one that I felt like I had many times. But a lot of these dreams involve the motion. I have to start moving through space quickly, like space the ground.

Scarlet
For example. Wait, space the ground. Space on the ground. Just move quickly.

Mitchell
I’m so confused. Like a flying, which I might still have some of these. The one in Missouri was this. It’s really windy where I lived in Missouri. Really windy. We flew kites. But if I was, as a child, I had this dream that if I kind of ran down the driveway and when the gust of wind hit me just right, I could kind of like, I would do a loop backwards and I’d kind of like start, why are you looking at me? And then I start kind of soaring. So it wasn’t like flapping wings flying, but I’m like soaring and then it would have to come back down, right? That one I would have. I had another one where I was in a kite that I made with my friends that was made out of like wooden, wooden, a wooden frame that we built with sticks and stuff and lost together. And then the frame was coated with animal skins. I remember this is a dream. It’s not real, but, and then it was tethered to the crown. I remember flying way up there in the air. Like a hot air balloon? Like a giant kite. Yeah. And we were up there in the actual, like, it was like a kite that had like, if you imagine like more like a tub shape no nothing over you and you’re sitting in there looking down in this basket-y thing and like the wind is blowing and you’re just enjoying this view and it just felt really good now the other the other flying type of dream that I will still have always involves like I can actually have the power of flight but I can’t see but I have to like hold it in my mind and I can only do it for so long like not because I get exhausted but like I will like fly up and it’s usually that’s what I mean moving sometimes I just jump really high and then I can like float for quite a ways in the air or I can jump really high or sometimes in the dream I can like go really really high but sometimes it’s like oh no I’m losing my concentration I’ll start like coming down too quick and I have to like re-obtain it and I’m the only one that can do it in these dreams it’s not like we’re all just flying around but the sensation of being in the air and then moving through space so some of them involve running and then i jump and then i like the jumps get longer and lengthened like i can stay in the air a little longer each time so it’s more

Scarlet
like 30 minutes of this stuff i know i’m like okay if you’re losing me i know you’re losing the

Mitchell
listener so i’m afraid i’m gonna die in an airplane flight and i totally want to learn to fly and i love the sensation of flight moving through the air yeah and i feel you don’t know how horrible i feel about that discovery it’s okay like i at one point was pitted between i’m gonna have to conquer this fear of dying in an airplane and going because i love you more than i want to die in an airplane

Scarlet
okay you threw it out you have a picture of it somewhere i think or an email that’s several

Mitchell
several years old and they’re like sure but i actually think i looked them up i looked them up in the last year and i think they’re no longer around well what do you know sorry

Scarlet
are you still upset that i recycled the certificate said that i did not do something that was

Mitchell
thoughtful on your behalf it’s okay but it’s not for me i should have asked you you’re more no i

Scarlet
don’t care about the certificate because i can only imagine the anxiety you felt when i gave you If you, this is, no.

Mitchell
Initially I had one. Initially I was like, yeah. And then the more I started thinking about it, the more I was like, oh, yeah.

Scarlet
Okay. Tell me you have an anxiety problem without telling me you have an anxiety problem. Okay.

Mitchell
I don’t. I do. I’m struggling with this. All of it. Mm-hmm. We didn’t ever, we’re not going to talk about my episodes. We may have talked briefly about them, but okay.

Scarlet
So space.

Mitchell
Back to your, do you have more questions?

Scarlet
No, I just feel like it is such a man thing to like want to go to space and conquer space. And I don’t know. I feel like if you were to send out a general survey and it’s like, oh, would you ever go to space? It would be like 80% men and yes, and 20% women. Yes.

Mitchell
But if I could do it by flying, just by my own propulsion.

Scarlet
And not dying.

Mitchell
Yeah, that would be great. I just, yeah, I struggle with a lot of these things. Anyways, okay. Do we never actually, if you’re listening for the first time, by the way, and you made it this far, congratulations.

Scarlet
There’s no main topic. My husband is afraid of flying, and yeah, it’s all he dreams about.

Mitchell
well how do you reconcile that you know i we’ve always got notes here by the way too so i can tell you real quick things i’m trying yeah what are you trying oh things i’m trying oh okay uh well i am recently not recently we because we’re always doing the most right and doing the most is things like uh you know uh shoot me buying a carpet cleaner for

Scarlet
to have yet an eighth vacuum because seven wasn’t enough yeah i mean there’s that uh shoot i can’t

Mitchell
seem to do my stupid ipad i had a bunch of notes okay here’s what i was gonna say here’s what i am gonna say so like we it’s called doing the most sometimes about people doing the most or we’re doing the most so for example like for me i’m doing the most with like today i’m like oh i need to replant my orchids because they’re they need to be replanted i ordered some more orchid media for to replant them and then i was like oh i need to replenish my sourdough i need to feed my sourdough because i like make it’s bread season gotta do that and then it’s like oh i gotta wash the work clothes tomorrow because i don’t want to forget about that and then i was like oh yeah my friend ronnie he sent me a text message i need to respond to that he sent it to me on uh august 17th oh wow And it was a lengthy one. And I’m like, oh, I need to spend time.

Scarlet
It’s almost two months.

Mitchell
Responding to my really good friend who that’s, we communicate that way. And, you know, but like, it was like, you know, and then also I thought I need to send a letter to, I’d like to, I send a letter to my aunt about my Uncle Jim who passed away recently on July 11th. Because I had been thinking about visiting him. If you remember on Max’s birthday, the day before, I was a little bit bothered by all his, the situation. He was, by the way, terminally ill uncle with a rare kind of type of disorder, nerve thing. Passed away. And then I didn’t go to the memorial because I was still driving, getting home from Olivia, going to school. And I didn’t ever visit. And I just, it weighs on me. So these things are like some of the stupid crap. Why do I do, why am I dealing with orchids?

Scarlet
Why am I worried about making silver bills? Don’t you feel better? My dad’s birthday card is still sitting in the kitchen. I bought that birthday card.

Mitchell
When you got me the discovery flight? Three years ago.

Scarlet
Okay.

Mitchell
Approximately similar.

Scarlet
And I still haven’t sent it to him.

Mitchell
I know.

Scarlet
Because then a period passes and you’re just like, well, now it just seems silly. When really it’s just a thought that counts. But then if you send it late, is it like, oh, you were just an afterthought?

Mitchell
I don’t know.

Scarlet
But these things will weigh on my mind.

Mitchell
So, like, this is when we talk about doing the most, like, all the regular life.

Scarlet
I just want to worry about myself.

Mitchell
It’s so hard to worry.

Scarlet
And, like, my kid, obviously, because he can’t worry about himself. He doesn’t know what’s happening.

Mitchell
Yes. No, these are truths. I guess I’m just saying, like, so all these things that I’m trying to do extra, and I don’t know why. Like, I don’t know where that compulsion to do, do, do, because I…

Scarlet
We don’t really do, do, do. It just sounds funny when I go doo-doo-doo. We just think about it.

Mitchell
Well, but I mean, I try to. Like, you can take a nap, and that’s good. And I cannot. I just, I’m doused in guilt, generally. Every now and then, I can get a little couch nap. But I just, like, feel, which is why I get up at 5.30 a.m. today. Because I’m like, I’ve got to just do stuff in my life. I’m so behind. So with all that, I keep always, I’m always trying to find, like, more, my edges that I’m looking for in life are simplify certain things. meals simplify like be a little healthier like i’m in the middle of my stupid oh i’m gonna do the rowing machine for 30 days right just to see how that goes right and not very much i’m just 10 minutes a day okay but like fitting in working out and then meditating kind of falling off the wagon but like what i’m actually trying to this is all gonna i’m gonna this is the weave by the way i’m doing a weave right now it’s all coming back all the stuff so it’s like how can i like get more re-centered and how can i the inputs into me be more like i don’t say clean or whatever but then i got in a day with all this like mud water right mud water which is mud wtr if you’ve not heard or seen a mud water then apparently you don’t have instagram or uh tiktok is it on tiktok or

Scarlet
do you get these i don’t know i haven’t seen i have seen it somewhere but well or i’ve heard i’ve heard of it on like a podcast so essentially i’m not here to sponsored by advertised mud water but

Mitchell
it’s like super functional coffee alternative so it has some caffeine but it’s made out of cacao masala chai and then it’s got a bunch of mushrooms cordyceps lion’s mane’s reese chaga turmeric himalayan salt it’s like you know the idea is it’s really it’s to replace coffee so you’re more focused using mushrooms you know i’m big into mushrooms well big i’m into mushrooms or i like I don’t I don’t like culinary mushrooms but I like medicinal mushrooms so it’s like oh I like some of the other mushroom stuff we have so I got this stuff and I was like oh this might be instead of doing having doing coffee doing it you know coffee I would switch to something that’s a little more less caffeine-y and a little more like the other things because there’s immunity lots of things going on with mushrooms and today was I got it yesterday today’s first day I had this and you’re like oh you’re not as excited i don’t know it’s not it’s not it’s not bad tasting i just wish it was more tasting if that makes sense and and you know me i’m i got like a you know a tenth of a gram scale out to measure this stuff out because i like to be very accurate and anal with everything and it’s like oh so it’s almost it says though try it for two weeks you know give it two weeks

Scarlet
of time before you really decide like what you think not by flavor is it gonna taste better what after two weeks again it doesn’t taste bad i just it doesn’t have as much flavor as i want

Mitchell
and maybe because i’m used to coffee being so like you know like you know now you’re i love it another roastiness yeah so but i’m like maybe i can have this and still enjoy a good cup of coffee so anyway mud water and then the other thing that i kind of recently is the um the revive superfoods which we haven’t got yet the other day i was like i just want to be able to make a smoothie I wanted to drink a smoothie instead of an alcohol, just something different. You’re like, I want to drink something. I just want it to be good for me, not bad for me.

Scarlet
Yeah, or just empty calories. And I was like, is there a smoothie somewhere?

Mitchell
But we didn’t find one. But then I looked online and there’s several companies that make smoothies that send frozen things and you make them at home. So we haven’t tried those. I got some. We’ll try those this week. but the idea there is more like how can i be more centered spiritually emotionally even physically with my exercise and with what i’m putting in my body which isn’t i’m not like oh going like oh we i enjoy garbagey food like last night i just said i’m eating my feelings that was my plan right but um so that’s kind of like with all the other stuff that i’m trying to do or i don’t even know why i’m gonna why am i doing the orchids why am i baking freaking bread you want baking bread well yeah but like it’s not what i want to do with my life that’s why i don’t

Scarlet
know why you’re doing it if you don’t want to do it i don’t do things i don’t want well that’s not true but like nobody’s requiring you there’s some things i can’t avoid like i can’t avoid cleaning the house i can but it’s like why then it’s just more for you to do later right so but you can’t avoid baking bread as i avoid making dinner many nights a week because i’m just like i i don’t want

Mitchell
to i just don’t want to have to do it so but i mean but i actually but i do enjoy bread so you do enjoy it yeah it’s part it’s part of it is metaphorical because how it represents and it’s time and it’s patience and you gotta wait it’s not like i anyone who doesn’t care i’m more into artisanal bread sourdough like just a bread that’s good and tasty not one that you make in 30 minutes and have it you know like it takes weeks to actually these sourdough starters have been wait years now that i’ve had in the fridge and then like a good bread that takes a day to develop anyways i like good bread you know it’s it’s like the ending is good but sometimes it’s i don’t know how do I get minimum input on things I enjoy with maximum benefit if that makes sense

Scarlet
I have no answers I don’t know

Mitchell
well anyway so there’s kind of that I guess but yeah so that’s where my life’s at right now and you don’t want to make dinner and you’re like let’s go to Mother’s Bistro speaking of food we recently because we went do you have more on your list? no we went back to alberto alberto alberta arts district that’s northeast portland where cascada thermal springs hotel plot spies we went back there recently on a day off and we said hey we went to a place called akasuru or akasuru i don’t want to say it wrong aka i say aka a ramen place a ramen place on 2712 northeast alberta street in portland and we got we’ll post little pictures and stuff i want to mentioned that we just mentioned because we liked it um we’re always good ramen places have we been

Scarlet
to a bad ramen place um we’ve been to some not memorable ones okay like there was kind of the one by the dentist you remember that we drive by it too on foster yeah did we go oh yeah it was called okay noodles which it was right in the name listen listen they were it had good reviews

Mitchell
but it was okay this place i mean when i go there just for those noodles from where we’re at it’s a

Scarlet
35 minute drive probably not no i would try something else there were a lot of thai places

Mitchell
on that but i would say they had sandwiches that looked actually really good yes those did look good

Scarlet
So the broth was, I’m a salty girl, okay? I love my salt. But even the salt, the broth was a little on the saltier side for me.

Mitchell
Oh, interesting.

Scarlet
I actually feel like I probably could have put some hot water and diluted it down a little bit.

Mitchell
Oh, so my tonkatsu was good and the egg, oh, man, that egg was great.

Scarlet
That marinated ramen egg was very good.

Mitchell
I got the spicy red. And as I said, it was just, it was not quite spicy enough for me. And in spiciness, everyone’s got their own jam, right? But I was like, but I would rather have been a little, if it was over spicy, then that’s the, I think that’s worse when you’re like, dang it, this is too spicy. Where I was like, man, I wish it was a little spicier, right? But that’s, I’d rather live on that side of spicy.

Scarlet
Well, it’s a good thing you went up and got the sriracha.

Mitchell
No.

Scarlet
Oh, that was somebody else.

Mitchell
I don’t but see sriracha is a flavor that I’m not always wanting to have yeah okay no it was good it could have been spicier and it was I wouldn’t even say it was actually like heat where someone would have been like that’s got a little kick to it not even we’re not twain there but good stuff I don’t think so I would go back but not the destination for me personally more of a hey if

Scarlet
someone’s in the area if I lived in that area and I and yeah you wanted like drop in for a bowl of

Mitchell
warm noodles yeah i would go there yeah so and then we went to just bob the little coffee shop yeah and i would say i apologize people uh just bob by the way it’s uh 24 3 northeast alberta just bob pdx.com there the coffee they didn’t have my thai iced tea i like what they got going on there so i can’t comment on the coffee was good i had a good coffee i find that anything that doesn’t come from a big giant chain is pretty good generally right yeah so the coffee was good the vibe in that store was excellent i like everything they had going on like a bookshelf a little kids play area it just had that like had everything you want to see in alberta arts portland district

Scarlet
where you’re like including the national guard oh yeah no not there no more was going on inside of

Mitchell
bob lots of unicorns so protected by something but i thought that was a it’ll be a shop if we lived in that area that would be a coffee shop that i’d gladly sit in and sip coffee i mean and

Scarlet
that’s why we went right just to kind of get we really liked alberta when we visited cascada and walking around that neighborhood so we were we went there just to walk around yeah and be like okay maybe we’ll we’re not even gonna look at yelp reviews we’re just gonna crash somewhere for lunch see how it is and that’s what we did and we walked around neighborhood had great vibes yeah really good and i was like yeah i feel like i could see myself here i could see myself a lot

Mitchell
of places but that is one of them we did enjoy that yeah so uh yeah what else you got anything no i’ll have one final thought this new segment called the final thought it’s a one-timer say jet dry oh my gosh jet dry dishwasher what is it even called rinse aid i think it’s a rinse aid okay and ours isn’t even jet dry brand i think ours is cascade no ultra i don’t even know what our brand is ours is a costco giant blue bottle yeah all i want to say is that our dishwasher is relatively new and it’s wi-fi connected and it sends me alerts you know every three days about I need to add more rinse aid, more drying aid into the dishwasher, right? And I feel like the reservoir in that thing, when I pour in the aid to refill it. Oh, it’s like three mils. Oh, no. Well, that’s probably because I already refilled it. I felt like it’s more like 20 ounces. I’m like, when does this thing end? I think the whole door panel is jet aid.

Scarlet
Do you remember the first time we put it in there? Like how, I swear it was this dishwasher. because there was like there was a meter somewhere you could see it filling up and i just remember thinking like that is that this thing can hold a lot of rinse aid well but then i feel like when i put it in now it doesn’t take any time to like bubble up well you have to go slow that’s why i

Mitchell
use a little measuring tiny spouter thing but what i’m saying is that thing goes through more rinse aid than it does actual detergent i am putting that get that alert on my phone all the time and pouring that stuff in there all the time and when i was a kid we had dishwashers and i remember my mom would buy a little thing a jet dry but it was like the size of like a vanilla extract oh my gosh what are we putting in our bodies she would get one it would be that small and i swear she’d

Scarlet
buy one like once every year yeah i remember them being this small and it was just like every now

Mitchell
and then it’d be like oh hey it’s that time of year we’re gonna put some rinse aid in here jet dry like oh i want to do it it’s like crazy blue color right yeah i we have a giant gallon jug from costco and i’m putting that stuff in there constantly so i don’t know if it’s because it’s on night dry magic dry what’s going on i just put a lot of rinse aid in there i don’t

Scarlet
so i don’t know what’s happening there yeah well and the thing you know it runs for seven and a

Mitchell
hour super high efficiency but i don’t even know yeah so anyways and i feel like there’s a little rinse aid in those little cascade packets already i don’t know that you know the little packet has like three different jelly goos in there that you drop in the soap thing i will say i can tell a

Scarlet
difference when there isn’t any rinse aid because there’s a lot more water on the dishes oh well

Mitchell
all i know is i’m putting that stuff in constant but what is the rinse aid doing i don’t even want

Scarlet
to know i know i’m like now should we even be using it probably filled with microplastics i know and poisons i don’t know either okay it feels well if anybody knows let me know

Mitchell
yeah because otherwise until next time this is mitchell and we’re gonna go refill our rinse aid wait no you’re supposed to say this is scarlet oh this is scarlet this is mitchell and rinse aid and we’re doing the most bye

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